FML : Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

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Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kate / Monday 4 July 2011 19:06 / United States

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By JustinThunder | 8

#2821371 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.

By NoodleBurger | 0

#2821397 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:40

YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!

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By jacksondorsey | 0

#2821360 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

1st

iEatGuppies | 0

#2821405 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:40

no one cares your first, get a life!

blanquito | 1

#2821477 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:48

you can be first to lick my butthole. no homo.

blanquito | 1

#2821483 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:48

you can be first to lick my butthole. no homo.

Gross2332 | 0

#2823201 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:01

Dang Grandma know's what's up unlike u OP since you aren't enjoying yourself

alextreme_fml | 0

#2825592 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:56

YOU BROKE FML

Gross2332 | 0

#2829965 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 10:05

FYL 108

By footballfreak65 | 6

#2821366 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

haha that sucks

DropDead77 | 11

#2821549 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:00

If the party doesn't start until OP's grandma walks in, then OP's grandma should stop partying with minors

Lauren10102 | 3

#2821635 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:15

Who knows, maybe he'll get lucky?

Holy crap I can't believe I just thought that... this is my apology to all.

smurfsarwales | 9

#2821640 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:16

p-p-p-party doesn't start til grandma walks innnn

The_Weirdo | 10

#2821695 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:32

Did she brink vodka and thongs for the females? If so, tell me where you live.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2821732 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:42

have a merry christmas, happy new year, happy birthday, and all those others. at least you will still get to "party" at her funeral

Uneedanapbro | 6

#2821950 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:50

Sounds to me like Grandmas got it goin on

partyfool2011 | 4

#2822345 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:20

Sounds to me that your grandma is not nearly as badass as my grandma is

miraggg | 1

#2822375 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:35

thats cute

AbuelaGrande | 0

#2822425 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:09

Im back Bitchas !!!

TheCrazyAli28 | 0

#2822448 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:22

WTF are you talking bout, the gramma is where da partyy is. see da gramma has so much partyy I had to use two y's

yummycupkake | 0

#2822516 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:57

grandmas Rollin like a big shot ;D

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2822550 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:17

WOOOOO!(: Atleast you don't have to share the alcohol with anyone but them!

pinkpolarbear | 8

#2822648 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:49

Only sucks when she forgets its not the 60's anymore and breaks out the disco ball an rollerblades and yells "DISCO ROLLERBLADE TIME!!!!"

ribbyc80 | 0

#2823700 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:25

81, go away again.

sparkman97 | 7

#2825201 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:21

what a rebel

BShady96 | 0

#2826354 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:52

*doggy

By JustinThunder | 8

#2821371 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.

hyperdrive | 4

#2821467 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:47

The party doesn't start until she walks in.

comepoopwithme | 0

#2821473 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:48

just wait until her top comes off.... party over

blanquito | 1

#2821597 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:08

what happens in the nursing home.. stays in the nursing home..

smurfsarwales | 9

#2821629 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:14

20-party just got better!

dolphincheddar | 10

#2821747 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:45

I'm pretty sure I dropped acid with her in the 60s... damn that hoe still got kicks

bitchslapped22 | 14

#2825820 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:44

CHARMANDER ^

By IndigoFuckYou | 9

#2821388 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

Well it depends. Grandma's can party pretty hard if you give them enough Vodka.

smeesha | 4

#2821592 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:07

mine parties hard without vodka cos she's awesome

blanquito | 1

#2821609 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:10

my grandmas boring as hell.. probably because she's dead

instnt1nfction | 16

#2822457 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:27

may she rest in peace or burn in hell, I dunno

blanquito | 1

#2823904 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:54

I was just watching the charmin toilet paper commercial and that bear had pieces of toilet paper stuck on his ass.. that's NEVER happened to me. And if there is toilet paper pieces where's the shit chunks?

THEoliveira | 0

#2835177 - Thursday 7 July 2011 2:32

^lmfaoo Ikr! dam lierss

By NoodleBurger | 0

#2821397 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:40

YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!

zachattack112492 | 4

#2821681 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:28

Mmmm grandmas cookies

ribbyc80 | 0

#2823714 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:27

mmmm, grandma's cookie.....

By MrXerxes5 | 6

#2821401 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:40

Ever seen grandma after she got a few drinks in her?

ryanst | 7

#2823102 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:53

"..Why because I rap about reality, like me and my grandma having a cup of tea.. there ain't no party like my grandma's tea party.. hey.. ho.." -Flight of the Concords