Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML

By HOPE YOU GET PEGGED - / Sunday 21 October 2012 23:00 / Canada - Hinton
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  JulietRose  |  10

That's going too far. My brothers do some really inconsiderate stuff. There's really not much you can do about it. Revenge doesn't solve anything. But sometimes it's necessary.

  Shrike  |  22

^ Because her spiking his shampoo with hair removal cream would be pretty fucking stupid if he's already bald, therefore she'd feel silly. I admire your commitment to pretending you have no reading comprehension skills, but it's making you look a little slow by this point.


I was confused because "Penguin Bitch" used two different tenses in their comment, which made me read it really weird. Then I didn't understand why OP would feel silly if she tried to put hair removal in her brother's shampoo, when if he was bald she wouldn't attempt it in the first place because he'd have no hair to remove.

  Shrike  |  22

#32 and #35, it's basic scalp hygiene, even if you're totally bald. May sound weird, but it's true, most bald guys use shampoo. Look it up.


^ good for you for knowing how bald men cleanse. Would you like an award?

By  tootsie68  |  22

Does he even know how to cook?? Why didn't u taste test??

  rocketiquette  |  18

I think anyone that enjoys cooking daily taste tests their food, especially if they are doing from the seat of their pants... Your bro is a dick, but it kinda sucks for you because he got it past you and you didn't catch it.

  peachesncreem  |  21

I don't think the kids are "doing all the work". A lot of work goes into organizing and hosting a party. And, if the kids are old enough, why not get them to pitch in?

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