By KtSue - United States
Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML
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By  mclauren29  |  22

This is why surgeries such as this always require more skin tightening surgeries. It's never ending.
Plus, no one really wants to hear about them. Sorry about that, OP. I'm grossed out too.

  7zyzz7  |  3

She deserves it for shoving enough crap down her throat to get that fat, then taking the easy way out with surgery. Complete disregard for her own body.

  donkeykongo  |  7

By "cooter" she was actually referring to her scooter. Losing all that weight made her notice how much the suspension on her electrical scooter hangs from excess weight and now wants to get it fixed. (Just trying to change the image I originally had ):

  SaturnV  |  25

You could always just use Google and not have to "guess" anymore. That's the beauty of living in the Information Age - ignorance is now a choice.

  Jeffo193  |  13

45 i do live in the real world, where i realise that others may also check the comments to try and find it out, and also that not everyone is familiar with American slang.