FML : Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank...

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Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 24 June 2011 17:00 / United States

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By lifesabeach1213 | 7

#2752115 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:53

And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.

By OCDC | 9

#2752123 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:54

She's just reliving her hooker days.

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By lifesabeach1213 | 7

#2752115 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:53

And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.

ahhhFYL | 0

#2752131 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:55

hot stuff.

worldcupcheer17 | 0

#2752183 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:59

midlife crisis? oh yes.

NabbdjuretPerry | 0

#2752401 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:26

Tiger Woods are going to like it

ravensunnyd | 0

#2752679 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:13

does she weigh like 300 pounds?

imacreeper | 3

#2752778 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:35

69, I don't care if my mom weighed 300 lbs or 0 lbs, if she walked out of the house like that I would beg HER to disown me

Fmyspam | 0

#2752809 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:43

If she weighed zero, she wouldn't be walking.

imacreeper | 3

#2753057 - Saturday 25 June 2011 2:19

of course not. i wasn't being literal.

LordGoober | 13

#2753329 - Saturday 25 June 2011 3:10

I think that's how OP's mom pays the fees at the "prestigious golf course"

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2753392 - Saturday 25 June 2011 3:31

I wouldn't even go to the golf course. Thats like wanting a pie to be smashed into your face at school; totally embarrassing.

CareFace | 16

#2753471 - Saturday 25 June 2011 3:52

The lesson is.. Women shouldn't be playing golf in the first place.

TheTwistedOtaku | 16

#2753718 - Saturday 25 June 2011 4:53

Unless you a zombie.

gabstahhh | 8

#2753737 - Saturday 25 June 2011 4:57

Dear Jesus.

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#2755151 - Saturday 25 June 2011 10:29

Kill her.

lerouxmaster | 7

#2756168 - Saturday 25 June 2011 16:35

Yeah, I agree ! Kill the bitch !
>:-D

Angi95 | 3

#2760106 - Sunday 26 June 2011 2:43

There your cloths.

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#2764004 - Sunday 26 June 2011 18:56

For Christ's sake, 178...

By YurTriniFantasy | 1

#2752121 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:54

you shud just take her to a different golf course then leave her there and you go to the real golf course tada!

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2752219 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:03

yuup that'll work for sure...

athena3100 | 9

#2752293 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:11

Or not play golf. Its so fucking boring!!!

kenji212 | 8

#2752472 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:38

i go with # 28 SI! !

kenji212 | 8

#2752491 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:41

heh it reminds me of tiger woods... heh ...heh heh! he shouldnt have messed with those other 18 holes!

daisyloo | 7

#2752801 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:40

Golf is usually pretty fun to play, but suuuper boring to watch:P

Idonebeenhad | 17

#2753434 - Saturday 25 June 2011 3:43

You should like stop being stupid yeah that'll work!!

MaskedAspen | 6

#2753676 - Saturday 25 June 2011 4:48

that comeback was utterly terrible, broski.

whitesox365 | 0

#2754822 - Saturday 25 June 2011 8:19

^^ i like how her pic matches her comment

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#2755148 - Saturday 25 June 2011 10:28

Stfu 2

By OCDC | 9

#2752123 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:54

She's just reliving her hooker days.

qjdb | 8

#2752144 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:55

Or maybe she's trying to show you that your clothes are "hookerish"

WCARlover | 34

#2752149 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:56

...when OP was conceived :o

Lostdonut | 3

#2752395 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:25

Had to pay the membership somehow lol.

ThorneCrossed | 9

#2752806 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:41

milf stage: one of the best stages, right after teenagers

ThorneCrossed | 9

#2752814 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:43

18 and 19 for clarifycation

iSitt | 0

#2754751 - Saturday 25 June 2011 8:07

they used to call her the "19th hole"

By WCARlover | 34

#2752127 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:54

awkward...

EatnBeef | 7

#2752356 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:19

slap her with a condom. that worked for everything back in my day.

Civilianswilldie | 0

#2752363 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:21

oh beef, your comments are the best hahaha

Bubbles1354 | 0

#2752670 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:11

dude i love your picture

niw_fml | 0

#2761918 - Sunday 26 June 2011 8:46

i love your tits

By hedgerow | 0

#2752137 - Friday 24 June 2011 23:55

Be proud of your mom! She's the best woman in your life.

tracyjanay | 0

#2752438 - Saturday 25 June 2011 0:33

very true

yourshootingstar | 4

#2752938 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:59

no I would flat out refuse to be seen with my mom if she did that.

duckdragon31 | 0

#3647744 - Sunday 27 November 2011 11:45

My mom pulled me out of catholic school and threw me into the "black" school and made my sister join a cult. We seriously need a category about parents fucking up