FML : Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey,...

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Agirl - / Thursday 25 October 2012 23:44 / United States - El Cerrito

Intimacy

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By anzie_fml | 9

#5083631 - Friday 26 October 2012 8:55

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

By Kallian_fml | 21

#5083623 - Friday 26 October 2012 8:53

I'd believe it.

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By Kallian_fml | 21

#5083623 - Friday 26 October 2012 8:53

I'd believe it.

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5083647 - Friday 26 October 2012 8:58

I'd laugh.

preps87 | 0

#5083711 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:25

I'd eat her.

flockz | 19

#5083756 - Friday 26 October 2012 10:09

well that escalated quickly.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5083826 - Friday 26 October 2012 11:26

I'd tap that.

patrickalamo | 47

#5083972 - Friday 26 October 2012 13:43

And mom your a bitch...,
No no I meant your witch for Halloween correct?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5084083 - Friday 26 October 2012 15:02

Moms come up with strange terms of endearment.

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5084361 - Friday 26 October 2012 16:37

I think my mom might be related to OP's mom. She has two sides and tries to hide the mean one when company is over.

_krystallynn_ | 11

#5084657 - Friday 26 October 2012 17:43

same here. :/ ^^^

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5085143 - Friday 26 October 2012 20:08

45, then we must be sisters! Sorry you have to deal with that crap.

Barr3lR0ll | 9

#5086812 - Saturday 27 October 2012 8:03

Is it just me or was this same exact FML posted like a month ago?

Mipz | 2

#5092145 - Sunday 28 October 2012 20:49

That's a great cover.

By anzie_fml | 9

#5083631 - Friday 26 October 2012 8:55

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

spaboolly | 26

#5083704 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:18

Mom scratches her back, she scratches Mom's.

xlord | 27

#5083726 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:35

But she'll call OP a whore and ask if she wants more.....food

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5083830 - Friday 26 October 2012 11:29

Ask: "anyone fuck-offee?"

Harpy20 | 24

#5084726 - Friday 26 October 2012 18:07

27- your picture and comments go together so well...

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5084962 - Friday 26 October 2012 19:09

46- that's twice you've said that now, in the space of a few weeks. Move on with life. Nobody's listening.

maosquare | 18

#5085872 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:30

Well, of course no ones listening. We're reading.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5085888 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:45

54- that was such a hilarious remark I laughed my neckbrace off!!

By SaltukBugraHan | 8

#5083632 - Friday 26 October 2012 8:55

Yep, you are casserole. Deal with it.

feven | 32

#5752665 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 2:33

By charvisioku | 22

#5083641 - Friday 26 October 2012 8:57

A+ for effort and imagination.

domking1315 | 20

#5083962 - Friday 26 October 2012 13:32

No we need a grade that exceeds A+ for this

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5084406 - Friday 26 October 2012 16:44

^ And that would be...?

ElmoSaysSquishy | 28

#5084455 - Friday 26 October 2012 16:56

A++?

maosquare | 18

#5085877 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:32

A* - It's A with a star in it. Yes, the grades' that high...

By Classlfied | 4

#5083672 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:08

I wish my mother called me delicious.

By mario2012 | 18

#5083677 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:09

Seems legit.

By MissEmma_fml | 22

#5083681 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:10

Who doesn't wanna be a casserole? Think yourself lucky OP!

By oj101 | 33

#5083708 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:21

Are you all red and hot, just like a casserole?

BreeannHatesYou | 4

#5084803 - Friday 26 October 2012 18:38

What kind of casserole do YOU eat? O.o

oj101 | 33

#5086927 - Saturday 27 October 2012 9:16

The kind with meat and vegetables in it. I hope this clears up any doubts.

By Demonfish | 14

#5083724 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:35

And what did you do to deserve being labeled as a cassero-asshole, OP?

loopsy_fml | 11

#5085458 - Friday 26 October 2012 23:09

I would think it would be casshole or caserhole

By CrookedCook | 14

#5083745 - Friday 26 October 2012 9:59

that's just embarrassing and pitiful. at least your mom didn't get the last laugh on this one OP.

meihua | 19

#5083996 - Friday 26 October 2012 14:13

We did!

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