Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
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anzie_fml
| 9
Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.
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Kallian_fml
| 21
I'd believe it.
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Kallian_fml
| 21
I'd believe it.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
I'd laugh.
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preps87
| 0
I'd eat her.
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flockz
| 19
well that escalated quickly.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
I'd tap that.
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patrickalamo
| 47
And mom your a bitch...,
No no I meant your witch for Halloween correct?
No no I meant your witch for Halloween correct?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Moms come up with strange terms of endearment.
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
I think my mom might be related to OP's mom. She has two sides and tries to hide the mean one when company is over.
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_krystallynn_
| 11
same here. :/ ^^^
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
45, then we must be sisters! Sorry you have to deal with that crap.
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Barr3lR0ll
| 9
Is it just me or was this same exact FML posted like a month ago?
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Mipz
| 2
That's a great cover.
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anzie_fml
| 9
Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.
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spaboolly
| 26
Mom scratches her back, she scratches Mom's.
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xlord
| 27
But she'll call OP a whore and ask if she wants more.....food
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Ask: "anyone fuck-offee?"
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Harpy20
| 24
27- your picture and comments go together so well...
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
46- that's twice you've said that now, in the space of a few weeks. Move on with life. Nobody's listening.
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maosquare
| 18
Well, of course no ones listening. We're reading.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
54- that was such a hilarious remark I laughed my neckbrace off!!
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SaltukBugraHan
| 8
Yep, you are casserole. Deal with it.
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feven
| 32
Nm
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charvisioku
| 22
A+ for effort and imagination.
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domking1315
| 20
No we need a grade that exceeds A+ for this
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rocker_chick105
| 31
^ And that would be...?
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ElmoSaysSquishy
| 28
A++?
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maosquare
| 18
A* - It's A with a star in it. Yes, the grades' that high...
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Classlfied
| 4
I wish my mother called me delicious.
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mario2012
| 18
Seems legit.
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MissEmma_fml
| 22
Who doesn't wanna be a casserole? Think yourself lucky OP!
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oj101
| 33
Are you all red and hot, just like a casserole?
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BreeannHatesYou
| 4
What kind of casserole do YOU eat? O.o
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oj101
| 33
The kind with meat and vegetables in it. I hope this clears up any doubts.
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Demonfish
| 14
And what did you do to deserve being labeled as a cassero-asshole, OP?
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loopsy_fml
| 12
I would think it would be casshole or caserhole
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CrookedCook
| 14
that's just embarrassing and pitiful. at least your mom didn't get the last laugh on this one OP.
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meihua
| 19
We did!