By Anonymous - United States
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
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  Othello22  |  4

Wise advice! Seriously dude, if you go around telling people you’re a superhero something’s bound to happen. Why not go for a less threatening superhero….one that doesn’t have steel balls….like batman?