FML : Today, my husband is adamant he is not a cheater because "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free" so apparently 20-year-old...

Today, my husband is adamant he is not a cheater because "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free" so apparently 20-year-old male prostitutes don't count because they're not women and they cost money. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gamer tag ID not recognised - / Saturday 6 October 2018 03:00 /

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By Lil Mouse Isa | 27

#7697400 - Saturday 22 September 2018 6:07

If you haven't already, get yourself tested.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7704523 - Saturday 6 October 2018 3:31

His logic is impeccable!

What can you do?

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By Lil Mouse Isa | 27

#7697400 - Saturday 22 September 2018 6:07

If you haven't already, get yourself tested.

ThrottleJockey | 34

#7697779 - Sunday 23 September 2018 2:03

And get a good divorce lawyer.

tounces7 | 26

#7704527 - Saturday 6 October 2018 4:25

Right. Fuck him up the ass metaphorically this time.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7698232 - Monday 24 September 2018 4:03

He sounds delightful. I hope a judge lays the smackdown on his candy ass.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7704523 - Saturday 6 October 2018 3:31

His logic is impeccable!

What can you do?

By tounces7 | 26

#7704526 - Saturday 6 October 2018 4:25

Wow. Just wow. Shoulda asked him if it was okay if you hired a 20 year old male prostitute too.

LittleRed79 | 39

#7704578 - Saturday 6 October 2018 8:18

Do you think they’d get a group discount if they hired the same one?

By PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7704543 - Saturday 6 October 2018 6:07

It sounds like he found a life hack. Delete this post before the information spreads and everyone is doing this.

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7704544 - Saturday 6 October 2018 6:09

Somebody’s still in the closet. Mentally speaking

By jac_1964_au | 20

#7704579 - Saturday 6 October 2018 8:18

Clearly he is bi sexual ,very tricky you can either embrace it and enjoy some three somes or divorce , but divorce you both loose

PhoenixChick | 25

#7704737 - Saturday 6 October 2018 17:28

Great advice- you found out your husband is a lying, cheating, slimy self-excusing piece of shit. Only solution is a threesome! Divorce is for dummies! Sincerely, the lying cheating piece of shit husband.