By gamer tag ID not recognised - 06/10/2018 03:00

Today, my husband is adamant he is not a cheater because "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free" so apparently 20-year-old male prostitutes don't count because they're not women and they cost money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 900
You deserved it 196

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If you haven't already, get yourself tested.

His logic is impeccable! What can you do?

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If you haven't already, get yourself tested.

And get a good divorce lawyer.

tounces7 27

Right. Fuck him up the ass metaphorically this time.

He sounds delightful. I hope a judge lays the smackdown on his candy ass.

His logic is impeccable! What can you do?

tounces7 27

Wow. Just wow. Shoulda asked him if it was okay if you hired a 20 year old male prostitute too.

LittleRed79 39

Do you think they’d get a group discount if they hired the same one?

PenguinPal3017 19

It sounds like he found a life hack. Delete this post before the information spreads and everyone is doing this.

Somebody’s still in the closet. Mentally speaking

Mungolikecandy 19

Morality is a funny old thing ain't it?

I’d be looking for some good divorce attorneys or a truck to run him over with

ike25 7

just fucking run.

I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works