By RedheadA - 16/06/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 137
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Dear God I hope there was not a threesome

D: That face says it all.


Dear God I hope there was not a threesome

That's one desperate girraffe!

LunaNstars 0

i don't even wanna know why they didn't notice her in the morning. Hopefully they're just heavy sleepers...

LunaNstars 0

*till the morning

Agiggleaday 0

Good luck at breakfast.

cool mom ya got there. lol

Garytt 0

enough threesome jokes damn it

bluekid7 5

take a good look op, this could be your future

At least she was not naked !

Was she bald or did she have a racing stripe?

sxe_beast 11

That's hot.

eyez_lay_low1921 0

bet that was awkward....

b_rowe55 0


did yaw nock her socks off den buss off? i wulda KEKEKEKEKE..

at least u know she didn't have cold feet

maybe your husband was doing her

Did the drapes match the carpet?

Looks like someone needs a new couch

I would be scarred..

I would've drawn on her face...

kruzito 0

OP should have given her a spanking

Agiggleaday 0

That's gross, its OP's mom.

28 or draw on something else...

D: That face says it all.

Jojo08_fml 0

Hahah lemon that's a pretty sweet picture(:

you mean ur screen picture xD


DrDreTheChronic 0


well, that must have been awkward when she woke up.

enonymous 8

Not if you don't let it be. Just go free balling and make sure there are only finger foods around for dinner

it would be awkward. it is awkward when I am around my mom when she is wearing her moo moo.

6- how did a girl like you come up with a name like that?

what name? cant find that post

dtbomb 3

Sorry I told her to put cloths back on after we were done.

ZAE06 0

hit her in the cunt

TalkinSmack 6

I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt... so sexy it huuuurts....

It should be "too" not "to."

The period goes after the quotes since the period is not part of the quote.

Muffinzz11 7

nope it goes between

TalkinSmack 6

pardon me, grammar Nazi! lol

At least you didn't find out that your mother is actually a man.

MrSexyPants 14

D: I will have this face all day because of that comment. I still liked it :D

Silver lining around the cloud :)

is it just me or do I see half these fmls on tv shows?