By tomedicalforlove
Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML
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  RaggleFrock  |  13

Most of the nurses I work with wouldn't think to wash someone, they are too busy with pills and paperwork. It's usually down to the care assistants.
A hands on nurse is really rare.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Adding to 54's comment, usually the CNAs wash the patients and the RNs do the paperwork and inject medications, as mentioned above. At least that's how it's been since I've been in and out of hospitals since '09.

  Pyapi  |  20

#54 - I'd say it depends on the country. While I lived in Brazil I knew quite a few nurses and, from what they told me about their work, it is pretty common for the nurses to work hands on.

I agree with your statement for the US, at least. From my experience there hands on nurses are pretty rare, or at least give the impression to be.


47, if it wasn't for the presence of you guys, ball washing and bed pan sterilizing and, well, shit in the bed would be part of MY job description. so from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU! :D and hey, it's not a bad idea... charge them a hundred doller fee for not telling on them to their wives ;)

  wlddog  |  14

My wife is an RN, and bathing is the thing she hated most. She worked in the Critical Care Unit, (CCU) and only RN's are allowed to touc the patience. She despised that part. I do not envy anyone that does that for a living. As for me, I don't ever want to end up that way. I want to pass away in my sleep and no one realize anything was ever wrong. Or in a huge firey explosion. Either one is fine with me.


o.O? "hey baby, let's do some math! subtract the clothing, divide my legs and add your man meat so we can multiply! fuck me like your kindergarten teacher you always had a hard on for! YEAH BABY EAT MY APPLE!" ?

  RedPillSucks  |  31

Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began smoothing out her points of inflection. Poor Polly. She could feel his hand tending towards her asymptotic limit. The algorithmic method was now her only hope. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.

Curly's radius squared itself. Polly's loci quivered. He intergrated by parts. He intergrated by partial fractions.The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour intergration. Curly went on operating until he was completely and totally exhausted of all his primitive roots.

  LarryLaDouche  |  13

Let your man meant dangle like a sausage in a butcher.
Then I'm going to chop it up and serve it to a family of 4, the children unaware of what they're eating...
Wait what?

  wlddog  |  14

Hey Doc, how often do you recommend having your meat washed professionally?

What kind of drugs do you normally take?
You may want to get your dosage changed.