By Anonymous - 1/4/2014 02:08 - United States - Santa Barbara
  Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML
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By  mr_aaaaaaaa  |  12

Why ur husband didn't put some salt on his dick too?

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  ribbons  |  23

It seems he was planning on getting salt on his dick a bit later -- she mentioned "to spice things up for the next round". So, really, was he expecting it to turn into a bubble bath in her vag or something?

By  MisterEx  |  28

MEXICAN BEER! Wtf is wrong with me?

By  HowsBoutaRoadie  |  8

you should put bath salts in his coffee the next morning. the drug kind not the smelly stuff.

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  pandalover69  |  26

@21, those are a different kind of bath salt. Bath salts you bathe with and bath salts you get high off of are 2 completely different things. If you actually try to smoke the ones you bathe with nothing will happen, you'll just look like a moron.

By  littlem91  |  29

Did you not notice him doing it? I'm a little confused how you'd not realise.
Of course you're also clearly married to a moron. Perhaps see a doctor, that can't be good.

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  nightowl713  |  25

Definitely not a common thing where I'm from! Really though, that most likely will cause a pretty bad infection. Drs say that just taking bubble baths isn't good for your "woman hood", I can't imagine having essentially "chemically altered rocks" shoved up there. How was that even supposed to be pleasurable? I imagine it being quite painful for the both of you, OP.

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  hayjay2000  |  8

I imagine it a lot more painful. Most women can't even have pads with faint scents (irritative) so I can imagine smelly bath salts would burn and hurt a LOT.