By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 02:08 - United States - Santa Barbara

Spicy
Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 515
You deserved it 36 902

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There must have been a lot of chemistry.

Salt. in your... vagina...? Is this a common thing or is it just you, because all I can imagine it feeling like is having sand stuck in there. *vaginal cringe*

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There must have been a lot of chemistry.

That must have happend BEFOR

salt should never be near any genitalia..

Things really must've been poppin'.

Sounds like she's a little salty about this.

What the actual fuck

actual pop rocks would have been a lot more fun

Croch Rocks! Let the thumbs down commence...

99- Yes, thumb down your comment, mainly because you spelled "crotch" wrong.

Just don't put any coca-cola in there. You might die if you decide to eat out...

Can't you get a yeast infection from that crap?

Salty Surprise aye

Still surprised this FML has more 'I agree, your life sucks' than 'You deserved it'...

Are we related? XD

Poprocks in your vagina would give you a yeast infection

I may not have a vagina, but I feel for you.

I feel OP is salty..

#2 when I read this , you had 69 thumbs up

This is the best comment I have ever read

That's probably why you got thumbed down.

How could you do that #2? It clearly says that she's married to her husband!

mr_aaaaaaaa 12

Why ur husband didn't put some salt on his dick too?

Because he peppered it.

Peppered his pecker

It seems he was planning on getting salt on his dick a bit later -- she mentioned "to spice things up for the next round". So, really, was he expecting it to turn into a bubble bath in her vag or something?

OP, YDI you allowed him to do it.

He already got his dick wet.

#3, your grammar is atrocious.

MEXICAN BEER! Wtf is wrong with me?

⭐️you tried

I regret nothing! Except maybe my previous comment. And yesterday's burrito. And life.

That's a whole lot of "nothing".

I think we all eventually get to that point were we regret life

Number 1 rule if comedy: Random does not equal funny.

you should put bath salts in his coffee the next morning. the drug kind not the smelly stuff.

Oh yeah, drugging your husband is always a good idea. Especially if the drug makes you crazy enough to eat someone's face. Mmmm faces....

It was proven that the guy was never on bath salts, he was just plain crazy.

More than just plain crazy. More like fucking psychotic.

Caaaaaarrrllllll, is that you? (llamas with hats) ..."because friendship is 2 pals munching on a well cooked face together."

Caaaaaaaarrrlll that kills people!

Caaaaaaaarrrlll!!!!

@21, those are a different kind of bath salt. Bath salts you bathe with and bath salts you get high off of are 2 completely different things. If you actually try to smoke the ones you bathe with nothing will happen, you'll just look like a moron.

Yes but #5 mentioned the drug kind specifically. I understand there's a difference.

I laughed out loud at your comment and for some reason, I still have that image stuck in my head

113, there are other ways to look like a moron... Not reading comment threads properly before you reply to them, for example?

Did you not notice him doing it? I'm a little confused how you'd not realise. Of course you're also clearly married to a moron. Perhaps see a doctor, that can't be good.

Right? Obviously OP is a moron too for even allowing him to do such a stupid thing.

Salt. in your... vagina...? Is this a common thing or is it just you, because all I can imagine it feeling like is having sand stuck in there. *vaginal cringe*

ya I agree.. it seems odd and not something I would even think about doing.

Definitely not a common thing where I'm from! Really though, that most likely will cause a pretty bad infection. Drs say that just taking bubble baths isn't good for your "woman hood", I can't imagine having essentially "chemically altered rocks" shoved up there. How was that even supposed to be pleasurable? I imagine it being quite painful for the both of you, OP.

I imagine it a lot more painful. Most women can't even have pads with faint scents (irritative) so I can imagine smelly bath salts would burn and hurt a LOT.

Vaginal cringe. I've never known that was a thing before just now.

But it will be clean

Put bath salts up his ass and see how he likes it.

Ouch. Next time be careful or atleast use something less… Salty