FML : Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough...

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Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FlyingWhisps - / Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:33 / United States

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By Skills69 | 0

#3359688 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:22

Give them laxatives

By benefiits | 0

#3359726 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:31

fart on their pillows... Butt naked.

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By Skills69 | 0

#3359688 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:22

Give them laxatives

False_Stupidity | 41

#3359730 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:32

Lol, they are already on a run, may as well give them the runs too..

rocker135 | 0

#3359752 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:38

Laxatives to them is a regular thing

not_cool808 | 7

#3359879 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 09:30

give em viagra:D

Joshoa123 | 14

#3359935 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 10:17

Nothing says revenge like a retirement home.

BagleHead | 6

#3360389 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 02:10

Give em sleeping pills, and while they're knocked out, install a mirror maze throughout the house.

LiyIa_fml | 8

#3360407 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 02:18

Listen to 48 OP. Confussed old people are so funny

perdix | 29

#3360512 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 03:13

Give Grandpa Viagra and Grandma roofies. Even though you are a pig and a disappointment, your grandparents will somehow remember that visiting you was awesome!!!

dre_bro11 | 12

#3360915 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 05:33

56, grandpa will. According to the hangover, grandma won't remember a thing! Except for the fact that she will probably have a sore vag and ass.

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3362786 - Thursday 29 September 2011 02:12

Dress up as the grim reaper and knock on their window O____O

By TROLLFACEdotJPG | 5

#3359692 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:22

At least you didn't get nothing.

RetardedChipmunk | 7

#3359787 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:48

Your conment didn't not have a grammatical error

False_Stupidity | 41

#3359796 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:52

Could have said 'at least you got something' but the double negative amounts to the same thing, I guess..

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#3360202 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:50

I think I'd rather nothing.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3360571 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 03:36

I say suck it up. They aren't going to live forever. I'd rather be fat, and a loser than be...you know...dead.

fatme2012 | 7

#3361657 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:56

Don't take it personally, most grandparents are cynical like that.

TROLLFACEdotJPG | 5

#3362768 - Thursday 29 September 2011 02:07

Im sorry for not reading over my comment. I would have to agree that it sounds very repetitive.

Prolux_fml | 23

#4767158 - Friday 3 August 2012 08:14

#68- Most grandparents?? I don't know about you, but I absolutely love my grandparents and all my friends love theirs...

By TheJessica10022 | 6

#3359719 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:30

At least you got something, and they kinda made an effort to see you and be around you.

WallyTheWombat | 0

#3360399 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 02:14

Yea at least you got a pretzel and a... paperweight? Learn to ignore people when they talk to you, it will save you from a lot of headaches.

By FlipInBrosky | 4

#3359721 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:30

The ones that care the most are the ones that bag on you the most

By benefiits | 0

#3359726 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:31

fart on their pillows... Butt naked.

False_Stupidity | 41

#3359736 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:34

Make it a wet fart so you leave skid marks!

lena6310 | 0

#3360481 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 02:58

Now that's how you get pink eye lol

By Tyger44 | 1

#3359732 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:32

Meh.they be old yo,ye be young. :)

mrahhhhh | 17

#3359754 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:38

Thank you, Yoda.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3359791 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:50

Yoda, he's not. The most spiritual, yoda is, young padawan. Must look for yoda, for guidance, is the key. Such a nerd, I am.

By mrahhhhh | 17

#3359733 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:33

Physics in a language other than English, eh? для каждого действия есть равная и противоположная реакция (From Google translate, so there's a high possibility it fucked up).

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3359807 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:55

"for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" Badda bing, badda boom. I love Russian. Comrade

Pebbles89 | 9

#3359933 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 10:15

# 9 well done, mr. Google Translate ;)

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3362485 - Thursday 29 September 2011 12:43

I can just imagine a Soviet era Russian physics textbook. "Communist actions have no equals. Any reactions will be sent to the gulag for re-education. Weak Capitalist actions have no effect."

Someone1111 | 22

#6538482 - Tuesday 16 February 2016 08:35

Haha, that was right

By Goobian | 3

#3359735 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:34

Well they aren't seeing their great grandkids. Like ever.

By BeibertSmitor | 10

#3359741 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:37

I will send you a cake if you give me the physics book. To be honest, I think I could hand it to a lot of my tutor students and they wouldn't know the difference. Besides, as long as you get some money from them, their deaths just became TOTALLY WORTH IT!

xFullMoonHeartx | 7

#3360377 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 02:08

The cake is a lie, though

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3359745 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 08:38

I sympatize with you op. My parents (mom and stepdad) brag about my cousin to and claim she's way better than me. Good thing they dont know i'm bi, or they'll disown me. FYL for having shit relative's.