By FlyingWhisps - United States
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
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  perdix  |  29

Give Grandpa Viagra and Grandma roofies.

Even though you are a pig and a disappointment, your grandparents will somehow remember that visiting you was awesome!!!

  dre_bro11  |  12

56, grandpa will. According to the hangover, grandma won't remember a thing! Except for the fact that she will probably have a sore vag and ass.

By  mrahhhhh  |  21

Physics in a language other than English, eh?

для каждого действия есть равная и противоположная реакция

(From Google translate, so there's a high possibility it fucked up).

  HomeAl0ne  |  20

I can just imagine a Soviet era Russian physics textbook.

"Communist actions have no equals. Any reactions will be sent to the gulag for re-education.

Weak Capitalist actions have no effect."

By  BeibertSmitor  |  10

I will send you a cake if you give me the physics book. To be honest, I think I could hand it to a lot of my tutor students and they wouldn't know the difference. Besides, as long as you get some money from them, their deaths just became TOTALLY WORTH IT!

By  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

I sympatize with you op. My parents (mom and stepdad) brag about my cousin to and claim she's way better than me. Good thing they dont know i'm bi, or they'll disown me. FYL for having shit relative's.