By Andrew - 23/08/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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oops_im_fucked 8
iAmScrubs 19

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".


oops_im_fucked 8
laideehawk 6

Ditto that! OP's grandpa rocks!!!

krazy_glu3 0

So when does this plan take place? I'm up for it happening

OP obviously does not see Grandaddy OP's great mind. I'd vote for him.

More effective, I'd imagine, if you gave the prisoners some water to fight over in the desert. But I do like the second idea.

nixter5 18

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "********"!

I already had my dick put onto my forehead. Many more uses.

xDefendPopPunkx 14

If he'd do that to prisoners and child molesters, I can only imagine what he'd do to terrorists.

eminemchick 19
xk75 4

I know how is this an FML? Sounds like an entertaining conversation with a fun guy!

I'll vote for him... Then look for tickets to attend the massive fight over the one gun in the desert.

oops_im_fucked 8
n_epic_fail 14

sounds like a very smart man.... so what's he plan on doing to end hunger? have a Twinkie give-a-way :) VOTE!!

Kn0wledge123 21

Don't see the problem. I'd vote for him.

38- When your balls drop, do you go blind?

xoconnie 8

132 i was thinking the same thing! lol

He'd definitely be better than the one we have now!

Wow, thats exectly what i would do. Great minds think alike.

ghashlycrumbs 8

He's got my vote. I'd sneak in and try to vote twice if I could.

So you life doesn't suck and yet you don't deserve anything we need a new button just for FML's like this

Damn...Your grandpa would be the best president of all time!

Sneezytoaster 2

Why doesn't obama do this, i mean, come on...

rawrzorz17 0

alrdy sounds lik more than Obama ever did/will do

Yah if he ran I think I would actually start voting

helterskeltersmi 0

Surgically attach a ****** to their heads? Takes on a whole new perspective of "prison rape."

I bet the gun will have no bullets lol. Should make each person carry a bullet

ariannarose 11

I'm so on board for this dude for Prez! OP's Grandpa FTW!

deadpool91 0

You sir have my vote. Glad my tax dollars are going to a good purpose!

hell the **** yeah.hahahaha we'll be able to tell the child molesters from the other ppl lol

Shut_Your_Mouth 0
sweetheartxoxo88 7

The revenue from the tickets sold could wipe out the national debt!

Your Grandpa: total WIN! damn, I wish my grandpa was that cool...

orry04 0

Sounds like the greatest President ever.

oops_im_fucked 8

So does he have your vote 324?

i vote making OP's grandpa a fbook page.

thamindofme 0

my true question is, what will he do about our schools?

kameryn25 3

Definitely an upgrade from any presidential candidates we have now.

One of the most random pretty funny fmls I've ever read.

What ticket is he on? I'll vote for him!!!!

goebsy 8

OP's grandpa: Getting shit done.

lovelife9 12

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eminemchick 19

i like that. Off with his penis.:3

Sunny_Eclipse 6

How dare you use a smiley at the end of your comment! To hell with you, 3!

Hehe I luv how I hav the same amout of thumbs as my # in the post. For some reason that makes me happy :)

He's better than all the other shit candidates. We can't get anything done with all these doughboys "representing" us.

give him a gun and send him to the dessert already

Franklin24 3

3 what's wrong with you and 79 good one

melonrind 8
Uraharas_Bankai 1

OP's grandfather brings a new hope. He will help his country prosper, grow, and develop into a tyranny

DarkHelmet 10

a Wile E Coyote SUPER GENIUS!!!!!

QueenQuay77 10
kewlkate 9

Yep, he's got his priorities in check

iAmScrubs 19

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".

FYL. That sucks. How olds your gramp. What did you say back? Lol images not pretty.

JPLovesAnimals 4

What a guy. But y give them a gun. Duh. Make them fight over food. Then they shall be cannibals. And the whole penis on forehead reminds me of south park. Lol

manda_rawrz 4

and then he'd watch while laughing his ass off as they kill each other. last one standing goes and assinates him. cool story, brahh. tell it again.