By Andrew - 23/08/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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oops_im_fucked 8

Vote Op's grandpa!!! 2012!!!

iAmScrubs 19

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".


oops_im_fucked 8

Vote Op's grandpa!!! 2012!!!

Tristyxxx 24

Id vote for him.

laideehawk 6

Ditto that! OP's grandpa rocks!!!

krazy_glu3 0

So when does this plan take place? I'm up for it happening

better than obamaa

OP obviously does not see Grandaddy OP's great mind. I'd vote for him.

More effective, I'd imagine, if you gave the prisoners some water to fight over in the desert. But I do like the second idea.

nixter5 18

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "dickhead"!

I already had my dick put onto my forehead. Many more uses.

xDefendPopPunkx 14

If he'd do that to prisoners and child molesters, I can only imagine what he'd do to terrorists.

xD woot woot! Go grandpa!

newmxr 0

I'd vote for him

eminemchick 19

Ops grandpa > Bush

xk75 4

I know how is this an FML? Sounds like an entertaining conversation with a fun guy!

I'll vote for him... Then look for tickets to attend the massive fight over the one gun in the desert.

larry12693 1

smart man

oops_im_fucked 8

Yeah he has my vote...

n_epic_fail 14

sounds like a very smart man.... so what's he plan on doing to end hunger? have a Twinkie give-a-way :) VOTE!!

Haidee 0

Has my vote :)

Haidee 0

Has my vote :)

chell1894 13

I like it!

Kn0wledge123 21

Don't see the problem. I'd vote for him.

He would be the best president ever!

38- When your balls drop, do you go blind?

he has my vote!(:

xoconnie 8

132 i was thinking the same thing! lol

He'd definitely be better than the one we have now!

Better than Bachmann.

Wow, thats exectly what i would do. Great minds think alike.

ghashlycrumbs 8

He's got my vote. I'd sneak in and try to vote twice if I could.

amanda022394 6


So you life doesn't suck and yet you don't deserve anything we need a new button just for FML's like this

Damn...Your grandpa would be the best president of all time!

Sneezytoaster 2

I'd vote for him. :]


Why doesn't obama do this, i mean, come on...

rawrzorz17 0

alrdy sounds lik more than Obama ever did/will do

Your grandpa is the smartest man alive

Yah if he ran I think I would actually start voting

helterskeltersmi 0

Surgically attach a vagina to their heads? Takes on a whole new perspective of "prison rape."

I bet the gun will have no bullets lol. Should make each person carry a bullet

He got my vote!!!

FruitSalad4225 0


I'd so vote for him!

ariannarose 11

I'm so on board for this dude for Prez! OP's Grandpa FTW!

deadpool91 0

You sir have my vote. Glad my tax dollars are going to a good purpose!

He has my vote (: !!

hell the fuck yeah.hahahaha we'll be able to tell the child molesters from the other ppl lol

Shut_Your_Mouth 0

Can you ask him to run?

Old people are the best.

dubstep87 0

Hahaha good shit

denvan 0

He has my vote

denvan 0

He has my vote

denvan 0

He has my vote

sweetheartxoxo88 7

The revenue from the tickets sold could wipe out the national debt!

That man's a genius.

Your Grandpa: total WIN! damn, I wish my grandpa was that cool...

orry04 0

Sounds like the greatest President ever.

Definitely voting for him!

oops_im_fucked 8

So does he have your vote 324?

i vote making OP's grandpa a fbook page.

thamindofme 0

fuck yeah!!!!

thamindofme 0

my true question is, what will he do about our schools?

I'll kill whoever ran against him!

Good idea haha

What a visual.

kameryn25 3

Definitely an upgrade from any presidential candidates we have now.

One of the most random pretty funny fmls I've ever read.

Good fucking ideas actually

What ticket is he on? I'll vote for him!!!!

goebsy 8

OP's grandpa: Getting shit done.

51- that's what i was thinking! :3

Some pretty decent ideas actually

lovelife9 12

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Show it anyway

Why the fuck not? ;)

thetr00per 0


eminemchick 19

i like that. Off with his penis.:3

Sunny_Eclipse 6

How dare you use a smiley at the end of your comment! To hell with you, 3!

Hehe I luv how I hav the same amout of thumbs as my # in the post. For some reason that makes me happy :)

He's better than all the other shit candidates. We can't get anything done with all these doughboys "representing" us.

So that's why they call it head. Lol

f*ck you, he'd be a great president!

give him a gun and send him to the dessert already

You, 3, are an idiot.

Franklin24 3

3 what's wrong with you and 79 good one

melonrind 8

Your Grandpa is a genius!

Uraharas_Bankai 1

OP's grandfather brings a new hope. He will help his country prosper, grow, and develop into a tyranny

DarkHelmet 10

a Wile E Coyote SUPER GENIUS!!!!!

QueenQuay77 10

vote for grandpa!!!!

kewlkate 9

Yep, he's got his priorities in check

nixter5 18

Are you talking about your face?

iAmScrubs 19

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".

and put under that, "the man who attaches penises to foreheads."


2 please. :)

FYL. That sucks. How olds your gramp. What did you say back? Lol images not pretty.

JPLovesAnimals 4

What a guy. But y give them a gun. Duh. Make them fight over food. Then they shall be cannibals. And the whole penis on forehead reminds me of south park. Lol

manda_rawrz 4

and then he'd watch while laughing his ass off as they kill each other. last one standing goes and assinates him. cool story, brahh. tell it again.

BigDave81 0

hey Brah. shut the fuck up? Brah.

HairyPunisher 27

"Assinates?" REALLY?

He sounds very creative.