FML : Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep...

Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - / Friday 26 October 2012 17:58 / United States

Intimacy

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By 0_0ha | 13

#5085908 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:54

The day when your grandmother tells you to be a slut...

By EvilPotato | 14

#5085910 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:54

If mothers know best, then grandmothers must really know everything best.

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By 0_0ha | 13

#5085908 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:54

The day when your grandmother tells you to be a slut...

RaizerBerry | 3

#5085954 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:05

I would just walk away.

Zoh_Aubrey | 8

#5085993 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:13

I'd ask her if she fooled around with anyone famous back in the day.

ICastillo | 24

#5086038 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:29

#14 would you really want to know that about your granny?

Welshite | 39

#5086092 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:56

#20: Wouldn't you like bragging rights to possibly being the unknown, yet loved grandson of Elvis?

ICastillo | 24

#5086113 - Saturday 27 October 2012 4:06

#27 that's a damn good never thought of it like that.

drewcat21 | 0

#5087050 - Saturday 27 October 2012 10:58

Anyone else thinking this is what lies in the future for Snooki's grandchildren?

KamGujari | 3

#5109820 - Saturday 3 November 2012 6:17

AHHAHAHAHAH

By EvilPotato | 14

#5085910 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:54

If mothers know best, then grandmothers must really know everything best.

LoveGuru69 | 0

#5087767 - Saturday 27 October 2012 16:26

i wonder if OP can give me her grandmas phone number..

AH1Zviper | 15

#5088848 - Sunday 28 October 2012 0:08

Are you really that dedperate?

drewcat21 | 0

#5089717 - Sunday 28 October 2012 5:57

78 have you not seen the movie Yes Man? Lol

By bReLiNg | 18

#5085922 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:56

Sounds like grandma knows her sausage! To think, if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be here...

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5087075 - Saturday 27 October 2012 11:13

Btw the sounds of it, grandma didn't exactly make it hard for OP not to exist. Ah, the hippy era...

By Natasha14641 | 7

#5085923 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:56

Imagine your grandpa "conning" her into blowing him. You're welcome.

tnlander | 20

#5085972 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:09

That's just awful. You have just damaged OP with that thought for the rest of her life.

annie_nk | 22

#5087079 - Saturday 27 October 2012 11:15

And anyone else who read that comment :(

Tuffay | 14

#5087568 - Saturday 27 October 2012 15:12

What did I tell you Hun... If you eat the last cookie, you gotta suck the sausage. Sorry, it's early here!

By ambowew | 7

#5085931 - Saturday 27 October 2012 2:58

To be fair, your grandmas love life has been getting around quite a bit.

Kiss me, Ketut.

Tidus0 | 17

#5086181 - Saturday 27 October 2012 4:39

Haha we all knew the sexual tension between Rhonda and Katut lol. The latest ad tells all!!

makowiec | 11

#5087084 - Saturday 27 October 2012 11:16

Hahah love those ads!

By mario2012 | 18

#5085939 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:01

Such a charming granny you have there.

By Accuraxy | 10

#5085941 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:01

Granny is a player!

By ICastillo | 24

#5085942 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:02

Grandpa: hurry quick I'm having a heartache need you to give me a blow job to live....

Grandma: Oh no ok .........

gc327072 | 29

#5086213 - Saturday 27 October 2012 4:53

Pretty sure that would cause one.

ICastillo | 24

#5086437 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:50

But he would die a happy man.

By byRose | 7

#5085952 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:05

Sleeping around isn't your only choice by the way.

By Missusluv313 | 9

#5086005 - Saturday 27 October 2012 3:15

Damn that sucks. Actually hearing your grandmother use the word blowing is never, ever a good thing.

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