FML : Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would...

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By loveless / Thursday 18 February 2010 05:07 / United States

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By jf7609 | 0

#868577 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:14

FYL indeed. hopefully they weren't crazy or something

By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#868583 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:15

Maybe one day you can do the same for her ;)
She's been unsatisfied since 1972.

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By jf7609 | 0

#868577 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:14

FYL indeed. hopefully they weren't crazy or something

By Crush89 | 0

#868580 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:15

did she actually say cute boys?? is that weird?

sharpl916 | 0

#869853 - Thursday 18 February 2010 22:16

Unless someone accidently destroys a planet or a universe, I think I read all in FML. Over half of these are, oh, I'm lonely for so many years, oh, my gf or bf dumped me for something random, etc...

By MadaZer0 | 8

#868581 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:15

Couple cute boys? Oh dear... OP don't go into dark alley ways or abandoned parks... Trust me... First it starts out cute with the stalking and the pit sniffing blouse addiction. But it all ends with a circle of guys jerking off around you.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv | 2

#870875 - Friday 19 February 2010 3:40

I'm afraid #4... very afraid....

By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#868583 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:15

Maybe one day you can do the same for her ;)
She's been unsatisfied since 1972.

mzhonesty | 0

#868772 - Thursday 18 February 2010 14:10

I've been told to shut up by everyone in my house for laughing so loud. ._.

H3ALTHFR3AK | 0

#1699632 - Sunday 14 November 2010 10:15

I hear old people get laid pretty regularly, it's not like they have to worry about STD's at that point.

By Epicfailz01 | 0

#868597 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:27

agree with #1

By eur003 | 0

#868603 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:29

catherine004 is hawt!! lol if your love life is pathetic stop spending all your time on here and get out there and meet people!! it's easier than you think...

By MermaidSongXOXO | 6

#868614 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:35

More like your grandma is putting in a good word so you could all have an awesome orgy.

sharpl916 | 0

#869859 - Thursday 18 February 2010 22:17

grandma just want to see another baby born in the famiy before she dies

By walktovanish | 0

#868625 - Thursday 18 February 2010 12:40

did you ever think that maybe your grandma is proud and likes to tell other people about her grandchild? older people do that a lot. if your first response is that your love life is pathetic, maybe it is. go meet people.

BritishHobo | 0

#869266 - Thursday 18 February 2010 18:25

I do like that that's her reaction. Not 'oh, some cute boys that have heard about me. maybe we could hang out or something'. Just 'man, my love life is pathetic'.