By Anonymous - 20/8/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto
  Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
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  Ravike  |  17

There's no coming back from that in your dad's eyes haha, but got to admit she's a keeper.. Well you can still send a strap on and a small letter to your gf's place but as a Amazon luxury gift package with her best friends name as the sender so the chances are high that she'll open it in front of her family with a bang haha (but make sure to drop a call before she shout at her best friend) ;)

By  tigerisabelle  |  31

i bet your dad didn't believe your explanation...
"NO DAD IM NOT GAY I SWEAR MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME THIS PACKAGE"
"Sure son, you can expect me to believe that's not the only 'package' you're opening"