Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
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weveallbeenthere
| 30
she's a keeper.
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johnnyiskeenan
| 13
The dad ain't so sure about that
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weveallbeenthere
| 30
I bet the dad plays pranks too. And he probably will joke about it for years.
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Ravike
| 17
There's no coming back from that in your dad's eyes haha, but got to admit she's a keeper.. Well you can still send a strap on and a small letter to your gf's place but as a Amazon luxury gift package with her best friends name as the sender so the chances are high that she'll open it in front of her family with a bang haha (but make sure to drop a call before she shout at her best friend) ;)
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orbit
| 22
Lube it up and send it back with a thank you card and see what she says
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randomcrazyguy
| 17
Can't imagine the conversation after that....
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Yeshua_fml
| 19
"Word to the wise: never let it go?"
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cooltatgar
| 30
Lol
You gotta adore a girl with a sense of humor.
She sounds like a keeper.
You gotta adore a girl with a sense of humor.
She sounds like a keeper.
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websphere69
| 27
what a cock...
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Welshite
| 39
Cork?
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BreathingClover
| 19
sounds like she's mailing you a hint
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PaulikShah
| 5
She knows how to surprise you
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SexyMexi21
| 23
You've got the best gf lol hahaha. how'd you explain that?
lol I just faved that
lol I just faved that
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tigerisabelle
| 31
i bet your dad didn't believe your explanation...
"NO DAD IM NOT GAY I SWEAR MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME THIS PACKAGE"
"Sure son, you can expect me to believe that's not the only 'package' you're opening"
"NO DAD IM NOT GAY I SWEAR MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME THIS PACKAGE"
"Sure son, you can expect me to believe that's not the only 'package' you're opening"
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maximus_prime
| 24
There's nothing like having some warm liquid spurted over your back while you're checking out your new dildo and lube.
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alex_622
| 22
Did your dad spit out his coffee because he was laughing?
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
No, he thought OP's neck might be thirsty.
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cadillacgal79
| 32
Some girlfriend you got
Are you sure she isn't one of the Jokers (Impractical Jokers) in disguise?
Are you sure she isn't one of the Jokers (Impractical Jokers) in disguise?
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LisaDay
| 14
one of the Jokers would have given it to him in person. Or asked him to help bury it in the park.
You gotta adore a girl with a sense of humor.
She sounds like a keeper.