Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML
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KissablePsycho
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I hope you're thinking about fucking the shit out of her and not something stupid like laundry or something.
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ugofficial
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your gay
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ugofficial
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your gay
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guyy22
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WTF ydi for having a brain
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brieanna101
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he's not gay if he has a girlfriend dumbass
no need to misuse the word
no need to misuse the word
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guyy22
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give ur gf a pimp slap and get her to make you a sandwhich.
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megiscool123
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lmao fail
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ashlynn610
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Ugh I'm sick of all of the "sammich" jokes!!! They aren't funny, just saying. (:
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CanadianHuney
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true that's soooo fail
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BABiiRAWr
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just stop thinking
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Felendris
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it happens to all of us...
...just not during sex.
...just not during sex.
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thelovelyrye
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U have a brain too, smart one! Everyone has a freaking brain!
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rohosoccer08
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... but not everyone uses theirs!
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BABiiRAWr
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he should stop using his top head and use more his bottom head
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Hated_By_FML
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ydi for not smoking more pot. that stuff will clear your mind
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parker330033
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ha ha. nice!
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bubbarific
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slap tht bitch and tell her to go make you a sammich, you shudnt have to succumb to the inferiority of a woman
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Kelsey_Caroline
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It is a scientifically proven fact that, even though the male brain mass is generally larger, on average women are smarter than men. Also, women use a larger percentage of their brain than men do.
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eastside09
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well u must just be really bad in the sack . tell ur girl I could fix tht ;)
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Lochcelious
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@33 Obviously EVERYONE use their brain unless they are dead. While maybe not or complex thought processes, it at least regulates breathing and heart pumping mechanisms.
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Triggerhappy
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yeah those have been pissing me off for the amount of disrespect to women it has in it. (the sandwich jokes)
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atticuz
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there's not much to think about when you're fucking #27. dayum.
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PottheadSam
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gaurentee if u had sex with sumone new that u wouldn't be thinking that. you and ur girl have fucked way to much that it's just routine now and btw don think of ur mom next time
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silvereyedpuma
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seriously? sooo your not getting any are you? sucks to be you, and it's not funny btw
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Shorty2592
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ydi, no sex, more sammiches.
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iZacy
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it's impossible to stop thinking cuz then u just think about how to stop
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pooldude
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Firstly, if thinking makes him gay then we all r gay.. Well, except you of course.
Second, it's "you're" dumbass
Second, it's "you're" dumbass
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sh1thed
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what the fuck are you thinking about during sex? your mom or something? your girlfriend must be one ugly bitch.
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guyy22
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at 2 chill the fuck up
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x805xUnknown
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A.d.d much?!
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Daerauko
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maybe he was trying to focus on not cumming to early and now she's made the poor guy selfconcious.
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Person1233
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think think think think think think
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sabatical
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woah! see what we did there? team awesome I think so!!
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sabatical
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penispenispenispenispenis. oh what?
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sabatical
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how does that switch itself around... neat
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Jordanxxlll
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lol
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sabatical
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haha awesome fail
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BABiiRAWr
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the Penis Game
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parker330033
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that's funny
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sabatical
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the penis game rules! pigs in a blanket!
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cooldannyboy
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that sucks op, being self aware of the fact you think to much while your in the process of think lol.
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Jordanxxlll
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lol how can she tell? you thinking about which hole you need to put it in?
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NuyoRicanGirl
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LMAO :-p
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Snugglez
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how is this an fml? gay
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Surrealkiller
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can't let them get in your head like that
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mmmmBLT
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I don't see how having a girlfriend makes you not gay maybe he closet homo using the gf as a cover up???