By rbeast - United States
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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  dolphincheddar  |  10

34 wikipedia is almost never right considering anyone can post or change articles. from the description it kinda sounds like OP is full of himself.. nobody is an angel bud. and it's quite obvious they don't want thief daughter to dye her hair. so tell
them that you didn't dye your hair.. problem

  VeganVampyre  |  26

36- That was the perfect person, not just Nazi. That's why he was trying to kill everyone that didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes. Although I'm sure he would have wanted them all to be Nazis as well.


Aren't skinheads and neonazis pretty much the same? Please correct me if I'm wrong. I (unfortunately) know a woman who is basically a skinhead but without actually shaving her head, and she has swatzikas (sp) all over her.

  dolphincheddar  |  10

60. that's true. but it's at the point I can't trust it. for example, I heard the tragic news of Ryan dunns passing (he will be missed) and, trying to figure out what happened, consulted wikipedia, which told me he was shot and murdered in a homicide. now who in the world would want to shoot such an awesome guy?

  Cookie4U  |  0

blond hair, blue eyes and white skin is the Ayrian race. Basically thought to be perfect, Hitler did not fit the category but he didn't need to seeing as he led most people within this donomonation. also skinheads can be considered Neo-Nazis because they highly regard Hitler for the Holocaust

By  Ugi  |  26

Her parents are clearly either nutters or simply don't like you and are looking for an excuse.

They probably just think that you will take their "baby" away from them. Only you can decide whether you can handle that and whether she is worth the aggravation. They may calm down if/when it becomes evident they are not going to come between you.

PS alcohol's not so bad - in moderation!


Okay, people....listen up. If you are a closet gay, you would pretend to like girls and might go on dates with them to prove it. So if you are a closet Nazi, you would pretend to accept Jews and may dye your blond hair black. But her parents really jumped to conclusions!

  cimh  |  9

Good explanation, but after the wrong comment. #12 was just saying that people usually relate "goth" or "emo" to black hair and not a "closet nazi". ;)

  instantmusic  |  4

Maybe they're on to something. Maybe he was born a Nazi but just hasn't found out yet.

If I were OP's GF, I'd keep an eye out for hair bleach, and the book "Mein Kampf".