Today, my girlfriend refused to have sex with me, because my underwear are Fruit of the Loom instead of Hanes. According to her, since all real men wear Hanes, I'm unfit to have sex with her because I wear Fruit of the Loom and am therefore not a man. FML
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TxKitten79
| 10
So tell her that a real woman wouldn't be so fucking ridiculous
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mekiswrite
| 19
As a girl, I don't care what a guy wears so long as everything is CLEAN and preferably no stains or funky smells.
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TCRII
| 29
Go commando
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RichardPencil
| 29
That’s not the real reason.
She probably just boned another dude and wanted to delay you for a day or so while you got the right underwear.
She probably just boned another dude and wanted to delay you for a day or so while you got the right underwear.
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moliknz
| 26
I was thinking that too, it’s not the real reason. It sounds like she has some other thing that’s making her not want to be intimate, so she just picked the first thing she could think of to delay it until she can talk about the real reason.
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RichardPencil
| 29
I'm glad to hear that not only men think this way. She was up to something.
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BLACKHEART46101
| 8
Go get a real girlfriend then, fotl are comfortable and my only option.
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mekiswrite
| 19
As a girl, I don't care what a guy wears so long as everything is CLEAN and preferably no stains or funky smells.
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Imadumbass
| 16
Same
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eightbithero
| 12
So should guys expect no stains or funky smells of women as well? I mean, since a women's vag cleans itself and porn/modeling isn't reality, and underwear does get stained, and genitals do smell. Lol
But sure... Lets hold women to these standards as well, since its harder for them.
But sure... Lets hold women to these standards as well, since its harder for them.
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TxKitten79
| 10
So tell her that a real woman wouldn't be so fucking ridiculous
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EmDizzle2007
| 28
yeah they would.
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1gullible_bugger
| 33
Time to get some Hanes.. 😂
And tell her she's crazy.
And tell her she's crazy.
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Memnoc
| 26
So get some Gildan. They're more comfortable anyways.
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Henry8cooper
| 15
Wear your Fruit of the Loom and questioned sexuality with pride - and take both to someone who has half a brain and a full heart. Amen
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tiedyedpunk
| 2
wow. this is crazy. 20 years ago wrote a rap song with the lyric: "...minus half a brain and minus a whole heart..."
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core01
| 30
Tell her to buy them for you.
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fjvitt
| 14
Wait til we get our Hanes’ on you!