By dogs_and_toucans - 08/06/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off

Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI

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Wow. What a girlfriend. I remember moderating this. XD

haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off

why is there number 1 guess I will be number 1

145- What the hell?

your girlfriend sounds like a winner...

Sure does. Shy of a 1-year relationship and copping a $200 necklace.

Damn, save that pack of gum you got for your shrine. Btw wish my girlfriend would by me a pack of gum, you lucky dog you

D: That sucks. Hopes she feels guilty after you showed her the necklace. But at least gum's better than nothing.

I know I'm like 3 years too late, but the gum really wasn't better than nothing...he's allergic to it, and can't chew it...

Maybe it's best you may never see her again...

ewww no one wants to c your boobs change the pic

Actually I liked her picture a lot, she looks really cute. And I see the nerdy side (batman necklace) plus the awesome name as huge +++ ^_^ @139, I think somethings wrong with you, because this girls one of the hard to find keepers. (and btw, there's not even any cleavage idiot. very decent pic, I'm just really impressed with everything about her.)

May i suggest a Euro trip?

This is why you don't buy her expensive things until you're engaged.

Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI

Hmm.... I don't know why, but I get the feeling she either is, or might cheat on you when she's gone.