Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss that, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
Comments
By
XohXmyXjonas
| 20
Ouch.
Reply
bugmenotmofo
| 34
well there is always http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=107940 you can go to.... ;)
Reply
Casualt1234
| 0
#20....in the words of Nikita Khrushchev.... "We will bury you!!!"
Reply
Casualt1234
| 0
thank you for the metaphorical shoe, Frans
Reply
Intoxicunt
| 5
Casualt wins for that hilarious quote.
Reply
zrjones
| 0
YDI for not taking care of it for her. she would have seen u as the dominant male
Reply
fatalkiss
| 0
you "guess she certainly did"? you either guess she did or she certainly did.
By
ssnepenthe
| 0
Ouch indeed.
By
moonlight_daze
| 8
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
Reply
NeatNit
| 32
... what?
By
allmidnighteyes
| 10
hit on Deborah
LIKE A BAWS
LIKE A BAWS
Reply
demitheleopard
| 8
That's exactly what I was thinking!
By
ladiesman14
| 0
never trust a woman with a job.
By
Bunny1313
| 0
time to find a new girl n don't take her back when she comes crying cuz she defintly will!
By
ztqabc123
| 0
It's normal,maybe she is not good.
By
Geist_fml
| 0
wise words dude i respect that!
By
DameGreyWulf
| 0
Bitch.
By
Intoxicunt
| 5
Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father.
"Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a slut though, so I fucked your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)"
Some people have no self-respect.
"Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a slut though, so I fucked your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)"
Some people have no self-respect.
Reply
allmidnighteyes
| 10
Oh, she'll probably leave her current boss for her boss' boss, and so on and so forth, until her baby hole eventually becomes a slip n slide.
Reply
Intoxicunt
| 5
What if her boss's boss is female? The plot thickens......
Reply
allmidnighteyes
| 10
Then I'm gonna have to start quoting Reel Big Fish songs, as opposed to overhyped Lonely island songs.
As for her, mama's got a second set of lips for her to pucker up for....
As for her, mama's got a second set of lips for her to pucker up for....
Reply
Casualt1234
| 0
dun
dun
DUNNNN!
dun
DUNNNN!
Reply
666HailSatan666
| 0
Good point #12, but I think it would be more of a cabbage patch conveyor belt.
LIKE A BAWS
"Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a slut though, so I fucked your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)"
Some people have no self-respect.