By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 23:27 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss that, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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hit on Deborah LIKE A BAWS

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Intoxicunt 5
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Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a slut though, so I fucked your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.

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bugmenotmofo 34

well there is always http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=107940 you can go to.... ;)

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Casualt1234 0
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#20....in the words of Nikita Khrushchev.... "We will bury you!!!"

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Casualt1234 0
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thank you for the metaphorical shoe, Frans

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Intoxicunt 5
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Casualt wins for that hilarious quote.

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zrjones 0
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YDI for not taking care of it for her. she would have seen u as the dominant male

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fatalkiss 0

you "guess she certainly did"? you either guess she did or she certainly did.

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ssnepenthe 0
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Ouch indeed.

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moonlight_daze 8

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NeatNit 32
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... what?

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allmidnighteyes 10
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hit on Deborah LIKE A BAWS

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demitheleopard 8
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That's exactly what I was thinking!

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ladiesman14 0
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never trust a woman with a job.

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Bunny1313 0

time to find a new girl n don't take her back when she comes crying cuz she defintly will!

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ztqabc123 0
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It's normal,maybe she is not good.

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Geist_fml 0
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wise words dude i respect that!

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Intoxicunt 5
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Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a slut though, so I fucked your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Oh, she'll probably leave her current boss for her boss' boss, and so on and so forth, until her baby hole eventually becomes a slip n slide.

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Intoxicunt 5
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What if her boss's boss is female? The plot thickens......

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Then I'm gonna have to start quoting Reel Big Fish songs, as opposed to overhyped Lonely island songs. As for her, mama's got a second set of lips for her to pucker up for....

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Casualt1234 0
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dun dun DUNNNN!

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666HailSatan666 0

Good point #12, but I think it would be more of a cabbage patch conveyor belt.

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