By charlieday - 21/09/2009 16:34 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills and then dumped me the next day. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she can sleep with other people. FML
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kratos8217 0
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What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or fuck around and then they dumped me" fmls? OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

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flyboy57 0
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yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

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kratos8217 0
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What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or fuck around and then they dumped me" fmls? OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

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dan91_fml 5
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totally agree

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anonymous69_fml 0
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yes, your ENTIRE life is fucked because of this. fuck you and anyone else who thinks website is any good anymore

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davidmechaly 0
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freshpie is god

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flyboy57 0
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yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

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untoldfame 3
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Thanks for that, BTW. I didnt want to shell out money for her :) just kidding. thats sucks.

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teqifsha 0
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Nobody made you pay. ydi tool.

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another_guy 0
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is it really so expensive?

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Glam_fml 0
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So you basically paid $55 to get rid of someone who doesn't respect/love you. It doesn't seem like that bad of a deal.

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Mamu1977 0
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And, in case you didn't know this, BCPs aren't effective for the first month. So she may still find herself "knocked up" if she wasn't listening to her doctor or pharmacist. If it happens, just sit back and laugh.

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dan91_fml 5
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yep. I think I'd sit back and laugh myself

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imblue 0
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In the immortal words of Nelson Munts: Haha!

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movies12 0
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Well that just SUCKS!!!! FYL for sure.

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fmlmystic 4
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condoms next time

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