FML : Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills and...

Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills and then dumped me the next day. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she can sleep with other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By charlieday - / Monday 21 September 2009 16:34 / United States

Intimacy

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By kratos8217 | 0

#578810 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:16

What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or fuck around and then they dumped me" fmls?

OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

By flyboy57 | 0

#578838 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:26

yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

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By kratos8217 | 0

#578810 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:16

What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or fuck around and then they dumped me" fmls?

OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

dan91_fml | 5

#5826958 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 8:44

totally agree

By anonymous69_fml | 0

#578818 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:18

yes, your ENTIRE life is fucked because of this. fuck you and anyone else who thinks website is any good anymore

davidmechaly | 0

#958468 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:14

freshpie is god

By flyboy57 | 0

#578838 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:26

yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

By untoldfame | 3

#578864 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:34

Thanks for that, BTW. I didnt want to shell out money for her :)

just kidding. thats sucks.

By teqifsha | 0

#578876 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:39

Nobody made you pay. ydi tool.

By another_guy | 0

#578896 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:45

is it really so expensive?

By Glam_fml | 0

#578905 - Monday 21 September 2009 21:50

So you basically paid $55 to get rid of someone who doesn't respect/love you. It doesn't seem like that bad of a deal.

Mamu1977 | 0

#607619 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 3:25

And, in case you didn't know this, BCPs aren't effective for the first month. So she may still find herself "knocked up" if she wasn't listening to her doctor or pharmacist. If it happens, just sit back and laugh.