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Today, my girlfriend angrily broke up with me. The reason? I misgendered her new dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By labie - / Friday 9 February 2018 01:30 /

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By pjsr | 31

#7596669 - Friday 9 February 2018 1:33

That bitch! ...or maybe not

By manb91uk | 21

#7596678 - Friday 9 February 2018 1:51

If she’s that emotionally unstable, you’re better off without

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By pjsr | 31

#7596669 - Friday 9 February 2018 1:33

That bitch! ...or maybe not

By Paul De Boor | 8

#7596672 - Friday 9 February 2018 1:37

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

By Darkness_Hate | 29

#7596674 - Friday 9 February 2018 1:40

Someone is a bitch but we have to guess!

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7596677 - Friday 9 February 2018 1:49

DID YOU JUST ASSUME ITS GENDER!!?!!??

By manb91uk | 21

#7596678 - Friday 9 February 2018 1:51

If she’s that emotionally unstable, you’re better off without

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7596687 - Friday 9 February 2018 2:54

And you misjudged her mental health too, we all make mistakes. Move on now.

By wolf_wizard1134 | 9

#7596688 - Friday 9 February 2018 2:57

apologize and tell her you'll check next time

David Horgan | 8

#7597338 - Saturday 10 February 2018 14:48

Ask for a dog's gender pronouns? What has this world come too?....

By RichardPencil | 25

#7596689 - Friday 9 February 2018 3:08

Shouldn’t you leave spaying/neutering up to the pros?

By Simi TheSimtown | 6

#7596712 - Friday 9 February 2018 7:12

What are you and your girlfriend like 12?

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7596718 - Friday 9 February 2018 7:42

Shit happens...

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