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By anonymous / Tuesday 5 July 2011 04:32 / United States
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Save the sex for at home, darling. Or a hotel/motel room! Anywhere else and you're BEGGING for trouble!

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I honestly don't know how this is a FML , I saw I in moderate and I voted no because it's just dumb. It's not like you got caught and you deserved it for not locking the cage.

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if they had waited till they got to the car, he would have written an fml about getting arrested.

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more of rightly interrupted, I was going nuts tying to figure out my my dogs keep humping! you scarred them!!!!

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I was thinking the same thing, 3. Though, would he have still said he was "rudely" interrupted if it had been his boss who had walked in on him? (or crawled up his leg.)

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Save the sex for at home, darling. Or a hotel/motel room! Anywhere else and you're BEGGING for trouble!

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jrmetz -- I have plenty of sense of adventure. My sense just doesn't require getting it on in public. I find it a lot more romantic in the bedroom, and a lot more comfortable. Then again, I'm not a horny teenager who thinks that they need a high score for banging.

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6- A.) Neither am I, far from being a teenager, much less a horny one... B.) I was half just messin with ya, so lighten the hell up; I honestly don't care where people choose to have sex ... C.) I'm not sure how sex in a janitors closet surrounded by salamanders is 'public'

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Yeah obviously he deserves it for committing such a blasphemous act. I mean what was he thinking by not being on the lookout for an army of salamanders while having sex??

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