That's a messy orgy

you're a dog for having sex in a Pet Shop

I'm more of a snake guy myself

Op, you couldn't even wait till you got off work? You could have web done it in your car. No self control.

how romantic......

I honestly don't know how this is a FML , I saw I in moderate and I voted no because it's just dumb. It's not like you got caught and you deserved it for not locking the cage.

I guess they wanted to **** like rabbits.

that's super kinky. teach me your ways oh great one

if they had waited till they got to the car, he would have written an fml about getting arrested.

Salamanders are slimy.

Male salamanders drug and rape the females.

Really.. a PET STORE!? Do you not have a bedroom?

Who let the Salamanders out? Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak! (For this song salamanders squeak.)

I want squeaking pet salamanders.

Why was a salamander cage in the janitors closet?

more of rightly interrupted, I was going nuts tying to figure out my my dogs keep humping! you scarred them!!!!

Leapin' lizards!

salamanders FTW ?

mammals can't have all the fun

When I first saw your picture,I thought she was were pancakes on her head.

#153 but she is.....

ydi for being stupid

hey be nice... he's just trying to be kinky ;)

I think he's both actually.

I was thinking the same thing, 3. Though, would he have still said he was "rudely" interrupted if it had been his boss who had walked in on him? (or crawled up his leg.)

kkspears wat is that a picture of

it looks like a scratch drawing of a giraffe

I think the real question would be why NOT, the janitors closet.

I dont think they could wait and make it to the bedroom. better there then the car lmao ;)

6- where's your sense of adventure?? Lol

What's with all the FML's about sex in public?

jrmetz -- I have plenty of sense of adventure. My sense just doesn't require getting it on in public. I find it a lot more romantic in the bedroom, and a lot more comfortable. Then again, I'm not a horny teenager who thinks that they need a high score for banging.

the car's windows would fog up like in the titanic.

6- A.) Neither am I, far from being a teenager, much less a horny one... B.) I was half just messin with ya, so lighten the hell up; I honestly don't care where people choose to have sex ... C.) I'm not sure how sex in a janitors closet surrounded by salamanders is 'public'

123 - Hey, totally normal teenager here is a bit offended. >;(

get em 152! haha

"for nothing paying attention"? -_- smh

Yeah obviously he deserves it for committing such a blasphemous act. I mean what was he thinking by not being on the lookout for an army of salamanders while having sex??

I think you mean "for not paying attention"

No shit, 64.

haha 99

...kinky

...kinky

is this pic in Boston hunterc?

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