By thanks, cunt-o - Australia - Blackburn
Today, my friends convinced me to go out clubbing with them for the first time. "You'll get some action", they said. The only action I got was some drunk bloke staggering into me and spraying me with vomit just minutes after arriving. FML
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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

No 42, stuff like that isn't why women think guys are douche bags. Douche baggery generally only comes into play when the guy (or girl, it goes both ways) is way too aggressive, and doesn't seem to understand the concept of rejection. Going into a club filled with young people looking for a good time with the hope of getting laid doesn't make him a douche bag.


All I need is my imagination. Not much else to do here in my padded one room apartment. Isn't that right Mr. Sock hand? (Goofy voice) "Uh yup yup Mr. Saxon, you got that right" . Mwahahahaha.

By  PrincessCastiel  |  27

After the person vomited on you, that was probably why you didnt get any more action that night. Considering you most likely smelled of vomit and had it all over your clothes.

But I'm so sorry OP! You'll have a better time next time... if there is a next time that is

  kangx1  |  28

Original poster in this case meaning the person who wrote the FML on a thread you'd call the person who make the thread an OP since they're the first person to post aka the original poster