By Anonymous - United States
Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML
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  pjh5040  |  0

im pretty sure a better one would be "Today, my friend invited me to a beer pong tournament so I spent all day practicing. However, when I got there everyone was playing scrabble, FML


I do! That and Chess are staples during the holidays for my family and serves as a form of entertainment: we play in teams of three since there are 4 kids and 2 parents.

It's fun!

  Tripodi  |  0

It is clearly sarcasm, because anyone who goes to someones house for a scrabble tournament might be a loser. Whereas beer pong is a real game that requires skill and its a lot more fun.


skill and tolerance? drinking beer? Really now?! Scrabble ACTUALLY requires you to use your brain: make the words, anticipate your opponents move(just like in Chess;you do know what Chess is right?) and figure out the best way to play fewer words for maximum points. Then again, I'm guessing you have never seen a Scrabble board,can't tell how many tiles there are or even played a single game of scrabble or even won.
My intelligence is clearly showing.

  saywhat16262  |  0

Haha chill dude... I personally like beer pong much more than scrabble... You have a much higher chance of getting laid by being good at beer pong than being good at scrabble! haha

  cindybuzz  |  5

Well tbh, I know a lot of guys good at beer pong, and not so many good at scrabble.
i'd be much more impressed with someone who could beat me at scrabble :P


And YOU will never get laid because you type like an illiterate retard. Believe me, I'm in the honors class (barely passing) and I've fucked like half the popular girls at my school.

Then again, I dress rather dapper too, so the SWAG + Sense of Intelligence = Better chance of getting laid, as well as seeming like a sociable person, not like an over-confident ignorant fuck.

  livgasms  |  4

I love how everyone is raging at the guy giving the bollywood chick abuse, when quite frankly he has a decent point. how many of you would honestly be happy w all your friends knowing you prefer scrabble to beer pong?
besides, bollywood girl needs to take her head out her ass and have a reality check. you're not better than any of us because you like chess and scrabble, so come down off your pedestal and mingle with us troglodytes. :)

  k649  |  0

Well, thank you for your kind explanation.

I was kind of thinking "why wouldn't he just say they're hanging out?" and not "why would he choose a Scrabble party?"