By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 972
You deserved it 53 956

Same thing different taste

Top comments

so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?

So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?

Comments

If you were describing yourself, holyshit you're stalking your friend.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Why the hell do you care that you are a virgin? Whatevs, Lose some weight, stop getting on the computer, go be with your friends, and deal with your life instead of complaining you made yourself this way, NOW you change it.

1) Sympathy fail. 2) Your joke was tired and unfunny. 3) YDI, for the reasons described above.

TNEBlover 0
ithedarkknight 0

thats good at least your able to admit you have a problem thats the first step... know all you have to do is act on it and change the things you dont like about yourself... you will be ok dude just work on changing some of those bad habits like you said sitting on your computer all day maybe loosing a couple pounds if you think your fat work on it dude...

Oh, boo hoo fat ugly stalker, you freakin' derserve it.

photochick 0

HES not the stalker guys!!!.....the post is just worded really weird. i feel bad :(

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

this was a very poorly written FML. it's written so that one comes to the conclusion that the OP is the stalker. the OP is saying that the qualities he was describing the stalker to be like, resemble his own qualities. but I vote neither FYL or YDI; cause this is a stupid FML. -.-"

HahAhahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahahhahajhaha that is hilarious! Maybe you are the stalker? Just dont realize it