Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
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4dakill
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first!!!
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Les_Paul_Player
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well, look on the bright side....its better than him paying some random guy to tattoo "Im Gettin Married! Love, Dad" on their chest and flash you
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hershey098
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YDI he probably thought u would try too have sex with a rihno
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TooMany
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lol win OP's name
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DameGreyWulf
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Must have eloped
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epeets
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f u mr.1st. anyways, did you curse his ass out? what a dick!
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Intoxicunt
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*Tries to see buried comment*
:O
I wonder if this is a new feature or if the website is just fucked...
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I wonder if this is a new feature or if the website is just fucked...
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rainbow_laces
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Me too :S
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Zoa_fml
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well I learned oft fathers marriage through an announcement in the newspaper after it happened, read to me by his supposed girlfriend and mother of 2 of his children...so it could be worse
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abcdork
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Found out via newpaper too.
Same with when he had a kid.
Same with when he had a kid.
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DravensMommy
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I found out my dad got married through pictures on his website three months after the wedding.
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yesikahh
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I found out about my dads marriage through Myspace.
Laaaaaame. & He didnt even tell me. I asked his ex girlfriend & she told me that i was right, that they had gotten married.
Laaaaaame. & He didnt even tell me. I asked his ex girlfriend & she told me that i was right, that they had gotten married.
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rayne13
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I found out about my mother's most recent marriage (#3) on April 4th. She got married April 2nd.
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wrongpussy
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you'll be getting a voicemail from me next.. oh, by the way im your new step mommy ;)
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Asstazztic
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maybe daddy doesn't like u o.O sry man fyl
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JoseCuervo
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Wow, a voicemail? How thoughtful. Now this is the part where you sell his car and inform him with an e-mail.
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Intoxicunt
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Maybe his wife is so ugly he didn't want you to see her. Perfectly understandable!
Nah, I'm joking, he's an ass. Make her a widow.
Nah, I'm joking, he's an ass. Make her a widow.
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Asstazztic
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hahaha I love u intoxicunt :)
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lol_genius
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Lol funnily enough the same happened to me except he called me and told me he was married as a side note a whole month after it happened and trust me with time that wound will heal (a long time)
Nah, I'm joking, he's an ass. Make her a widow.