By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
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Intoxicunt 5
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Maybe his wife is so ugly he didn't want you to see her. Perfectly understandable! Nah, I'm joking, he's an ass. Make her a widow.

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Must have eloped

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Les_Paul_Player 0
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well, look on the bright side....its better than him paying some random guy to tattoo "Im Gettin Married! Love, Dad" on their chest and flash you

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hershey098 0
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YDI he probably thought u would try too have sex with a rihno

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TooMany 0
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lol win OP's name

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Must have eloped

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epeets 1
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f u mr.1st. anyways, did you curse his ass out? what a dick!

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Intoxicunt 5
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*Tries to see buried comment* :O I wonder if this is a new feature or if the website is just fucked...

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Zoa_fml 0
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well I learned oft fathers marriage through an announcement in the newspaper after it happened, read to me by his supposed girlfriend and mother of 2 of his children...so it could be worse

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abcdork 0
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Found out via newpaper too. Same with when he had a kid.

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DravensMommy 0
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I found out my dad got married through pictures on his website three months after the wedding.

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yesikahh 0
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I found out about my dads marriage through Myspace. Laaaaaame. & He didnt even tell me. I asked his ex girlfriend & she told me that i was right, that they had gotten married.

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rayne13 4
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I found out about my mother's most recent marriage (#3) on April 4th. She got married April 2nd.

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wrongpussy 0
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you'll be getting a voicemail from me next.. oh, by the way im your new step mommy ;)

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Asstazztic 8

maybe daddy doesn't like u o.O sry man fyl

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JoseCuervo 0

Wow, a voicemail? How thoughtful. Now this is the part where you sell his car and inform him with an e-mail.

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Intoxicunt 5
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Maybe his wife is so ugly he didn't want you to see her. Perfectly understandable! Nah, I'm joking, he's an ass. Make her a widow.

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Asstazztic 8

hahaha I love u intoxicunt :)

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lol_genius 0
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Lol funnily enough the same happened to me except he called me and told me he was married as a side note a whole month after it happened and trust me with time that wound will heal (a long time)

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