By grossew - 26/6/2019 07:00
Today, my farm dog and I are spending the weekend in an urban area. She won't poop on concrete, so I directed her to a nice two-foot tall grassy median. As she vaulted up onto the median, two turds shot out of her ass and plopped right on my foot. FML
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By  alycion  |  35

How about the fake grass squares you can get in the pee pad section. Often used for dogs who sometimes have to go inside or on a patio and normally wouldn’t. I’m so getting one for hurricane season. The last storm mine refused to go on the pads in the garage, so I got to stand out in the middle of a hurricane, keeping him on a short leash so I could pull him inside if needed, to let him pee. And he has to pee every five minutes during heavy rain. The first strong one to hit the area in at least 12 years, and he suddenly decides he doesn’t like pee pads in the garage during storms. I feel your pain. I really do.

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By  alycion  |  35

How about the fake grass squares you can get in the pee pad section. Often used for dogs who sometimes have to go inside or on a patio and normally wouldn’t. I’m so getting one for hurricane season. The last storm mine refused to go on the pads in the garage, so I got to stand out in the middle of a hurricane, keeping him on a short leash so I could pull him inside if needed, to let him pee. And he has to pee every five minutes during heavy rain. The first strong one to hit the area in at least 12 years, and he suddenly decides he doesn’t like pee pads in the garage during storms. I feel your pain. I really do.