FML : Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom...

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Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML

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You deserved it

By Familyskank - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:57 / United States

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By Janrok24 | 0

#174931 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:04

Just one word: OWNED!

By cristy91 | 33

#174972 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:12

Tell her she should buy one for that fat trap of hers.

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By Janrok24 | 0

#174931 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:04

Just one word: OWNED!

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z620 | 0

#931116 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:18

that's just sad ur aunts callin u a ho

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higuymb | 0

#981199 - Sunday 18 April 2010 5:27

wow

By babawaba | 0

#174936 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:08

you should give it a try

By oh_dee | 0

#174939 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:08

OOOOHHHHH! That hurts...hahahaha

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EatUrGreens | 20

#6209626 - Sunday 22 February 2015 12:37

Doesn't necessarily have to, I would have laughed it off tbh lol

By BannedDistress78 | 0

#174949 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:09

ahaahhahahaahahahah go grandma

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iloveyou2129 | 6

#4808942 - Monday 13 August 2012 20:39

*aunt

By Bmlacme | 3

#174950 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:08

aww that suucckkkss!!!

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cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5958290 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 4:31

apparently it spreads ;)

By Figureskater_15 | 0

#174964 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

thats harsssh. i feeel bad for youu

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CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4951552 - Thursday 20 September 2012 3:06

Why the fuck do you feel the need to add extra letters?

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noobienick | 19

#5946739 - Friday 16 May 2014 6:27

Eeexxxtraaa leeeetterrrrsss*

By NeverBAckDown_fml | 0

#174968 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:11

LOL

By rukusrazor | 0

#174969 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:12

Well, did they?

By CheezerX | 0

#174970 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

LMFAO! dam that was soo awsome...should of told her atleast ur getting some

By CheezerX | 0

#174971 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:12

that sux lol but family always talk crap behind each others back

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rydin10 | 18

#6270268 - Thursday 23 April 2015 2:20

Except this was to her face

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