FML : Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three...

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Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 October 2018 12:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7707797 - Friday 12 October 2018 16:24

All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?

By wmayrhofer | 14

#7716283 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 12:42

it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7707797 - Friday 12 October 2018 16:24

All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?

By whyisitincapital | 22

#7707929 - Friday 12 October 2018 22:13

Sounds like the Bold and the Beautiful.

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Yudith | 17

#7716433 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 17:50

Sounds more like "Down and Dirty", the Italian movie.

By KebbyWebby | 9

#7716280 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 12:40

Your family is just like mine.

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lilfuzzy | 9

#7716441 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 18:04

Plot twist, you’re related!

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Angélique Chantal | 9

#7717494 - Thursday 1 November 2018 23:39

Not sure if that’s something to be proud of. 🤪

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7716282 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 12:41

Incest is best...relatively speaking...

By wmayrhofer | 14

#7716283 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 12:42

it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks

By skippydoda | 30

#7716299 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 13:19

A family that plays together stays together.

By Zekfen | 17

#7716308 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 13:32

Is that you Honey Boo boo?

By Jay Bourgeois | 5

#7716324 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 13:57

Plot twist: mom and dad are bro and sis

By wrenthecat | 12

#7716331 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 14:13

they are only related by marriage so your inbred comment is just stupid. get over it. none of this affects you at all.

By BasketBallForever293 | 17

#7716371 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 15:40

Quick get outta there

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