Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?
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wmayrhofer
| 18
it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
All of those people are only related by your parents' marriage, so it's technically legal, even if it does feel gross. Or do you just feel left out of the pseudo-incest lovin'?
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whyisitincapital
| 23
Sounds like the Bold and the Beautiful.
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Yudith
| 20
Sounds more like "Down and Dirty", the Italian movie.
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KebbyWebby
| 9
Your family is just like mine.
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lilfuzzy
| 10
Plot twist, you’re related!
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Phillycheeze
| 20
Incest is best...relatively speaking...
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wmayrhofer
| 18
it's not inbreeding but it sure sounds like you live in the sticks
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skippydoda
| 32
A family that plays together stays together.
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Zekfen
| 17
Is that you Honey Boo boo?
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Jay Bourgeois
| 7
Plot twist: mom and dad are bro and sis
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BasketBallForever293
| 17
Quick get outta there
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1DisGR8
| 32
At least they're not blood-related... Although it will be weird telling people your brother married your sister...