Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
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nerdsgetmehot
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Aww. :/ I'm not trying to be mean by saying this, but you should probably take some swimming lessons. It'll help, I promise!
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omfgrofl1337
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your sister is a win
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Freeze_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Tasanasanta
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Medival people did just fine for not being able to swim, she can too!!
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Stupified
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Agreed. Learn how to swim and learn how to take a joke.
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katplayer
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Not everyone needs to know how to swim. I know plenty of people who would drown in a pool and they get along just nicely. :/
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Freeze_fml
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Cool beans. I said they should learn. I didn't say they need to learn.
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cstevanus
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i never learned how to swim. i might eventually. but, theres nothing wrong with not knowing. hell, i also never learned to ride a bike.
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Schizomaniac
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To add onto iicaptain's comment:
100% of the time.
100% of the time.
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Person1233
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Cstevanus, now I can assume you are a fat and lazy bastard. Thanks for the info :D.
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Freeze_fml
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Oh God dammit.
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Schizomaniac
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Freeze, the threadjacking will never subside.
I suggest coming to terms with that.
I suggest coming to terms with that.
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twinny_sc
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Gosh OP, she didn't want to embarrass you by telling everyone you didn't know how to swim.
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suppressed08
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Person1233, my god you're full of win:0
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StoryOfTheYear
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Lol what a witty sister
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imaginaryvoice
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Push her in the pool and say, "Too late, it already is."
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xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx
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What, white? I would rather wait until it comes naturally. :/
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acccccccc
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ya i agree #1 after awhile swimming is easy :)
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acccccccc
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i like your shirt #4
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jake927
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but don't forget to bring a towel
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acccccccc
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i like your shirt #4(i hope im replying to 4)
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acccccccc
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i click the reply on hers but its not working sorry :(
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penecow290
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You don't have to know how to swim to get in a pool...
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Schizomaniac
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But she ignores you. Why do you feel exclusive?
But she ignores you. Why do you feel exclusive?
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bigblue95
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i never umderstood how someone doesnt know to swim. u literally just move. idk is it different to other ppl. i can understand if uve never been in water b4 though.
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KiddNYC1O
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81- there's ergonomics, techniques, and styles that to be learned. also, people literally panic
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afrotasticchica
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person1233: I think I might just love you.
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pooponyuou
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#28 how is announcing to everyone tht ur sister is having her period a joke? thts a private matter nd the sister was insensitive
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sillybabee
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haha I want that shirt(: where did you get it?
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coolsteve
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I nearly vomited at the thought of period blood in a pool. When I get a pool, there's gonna be a no menstruating women rule.
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withered
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"I nearly vomited at the thought of period blood in a pool. When I get a pool, there's gonna be a no menstruating women rule"
You're clearly a guy that doesn't have a clue about period. If you don't know anything then shut up. The pool can't even get dirty if you have a tampon.
You're clearly a guy that doesn't have a clue about period. If you don't know anything then shut up. The pool can't even get dirty if you have a tampon.
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avenged7xforever
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28- I have found that mentioning a girl is on her period in public never goes well. that's like telling every one of your friends that you have a boner or something
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bentleyGCspeed
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74, you are a creepy looking lil boy...
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ljesm14
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126: agreed.
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claudia8D
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that sucks so much... lol
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B4SK3TB4IL
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that's why u stick 2 makin sandwiches
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omfgrofl1337
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your sister is a win
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KiddNYC1O
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oh yeah?
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cherrypieguy
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I agree, I say we throw everybody in the water and leave them in for 5 minutes, to weed out the bad ones.
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nerdsgetmehot
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Aww. :/ I'm not trying to be mean by saying this, but you should probably take some swimming lessons. It'll help, I promise!
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Hard_Luck_Aussie
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hey 5 you hot, but that sucks your sis is a bitch
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nerdsgetmehot
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I made a helpful and serious suggestion and my comment got voted down. Awesome.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Yarr, us pirates don't need to know how to swim! #_o There be mermaidens and krakens in the sea. Ye be warned.
And it ruins our eyeliner. Savvy?
And it ruins our eyeliner. Savvy?
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nerdsgetmehot
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Oh, iicaptain... :P
That's true, Jane! Wouldn't want to mess up our pretty, pretty pirate eyeliner. Takes me ages to apply mine, yarrr!
That's true, Jane! Wouldn't want to mess up our pretty, pretty pirate eyeliner. Takes me ages to apply mine, yarrr!
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YESimmaDoctor
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Wow, that was horribly mean. I bet you make little kids cry too.
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xxBrokenHeartxx
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don't worry didn't seem mean to me(: and takes me ages too... (but it's all worth it ;)
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cole86
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try taking swim lessons. but ur sisters AWESOME!!!
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FYLDeep
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I find that the water is usually way too cold anyway. I'm generally purple after 15 minutes.
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musicfreak9821
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same here, if it was warmer I'd be able to swim
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kanadezaki
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wow, these comments are pretty harsh. "how gross" and "suck it up"? i'd sure hate to see anything embarrassing happen to them.
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saralyyn
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you could of have just stayed in the shallow side? your not gonna drown if water is up to your ankle. and learn to at least doggie paddle.
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ComMed1
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shoe probably knows doggie but not doggie paddle
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thewhiteninja
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win
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XxGingerBbyxX
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Ehh eww
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Imnewhere
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what's good beautiful
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spikey818
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just stay at the shallow areas of the pool