FML : Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped...

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sucks - / Sunday 17 May 2009 23:40 / United States

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By MURPHYCHACHO | 5

#208322 - Monday 18 May 2009 9:49

What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

By fueledbyamy | 0

#208331 - Monday 18 May 2009 9:51

thats so wrong, but so fucking hilarious at the same time!

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By MURPHYCHACHO | 5

#208322 - Monday 18 May 2009 9:49

What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

iarediana | 0

#547530 - Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:12

LMAO! yea ! what #1 said hahaha

doorknoblover | 3

#644854 - Thursday 29 October 2009 20:16

that is soooo freaking wrong, but so fucking hilarious at the same time!

although why the fuck would you start humping the dog?

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

PI55f4C3 | 0

#867022 - Thursday 18 February 2010 1:08

WTF

Atmaster | 3

#982909 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 5:37

furries for the freakin win
and that sucks but really what are you smoking

supremes1997 | 0

#984359 - Saturday 24 April 2010 22:12

why would you hump a dog you need a gf nowww

hellokittywhore | 0

#1240667 - Saturday 14 August 2010 11:51

O_O what the FUCK were you thinking?

aasouls | 0

#1711573 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

daaron | 3

#1913266 - Friday 31 December 2011 14:18

lol own that pup man haha WTF my dog does the same and when he does it's bath time for him with cold ass water muahhhhh

Randalltk421 | 0

#2430816 - Saturday 30 April 2011 0:24

This is just...awesome. Just say Cesar Milan told you to do it!

RoseRed28 | 0

#2525344 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:03

I heard that too so may that dog just needed someone to put him/her in its place. YOU SHOW THAT DOG WHO HAS THE BIGGER WANG!!!!! >:[]

Jaxon26 | 0

#2665189 - Sunday 12 June 2011 9:18

*Reads FML*
*Facepalms*

babygurl91695 | 2

#3199946 - Monday 29 August 2011 16:56

dude lay of the crack

deviking | 10

#5829610 - Friday 17 January 2014 5:14

Don't you mean uncontrollably light out loud ip ydi but I favorited it be course it was so funny

iMuffinKat | 16

#6520059 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 7:25

I want whatever he's having.

By fueledbyamy | 0

#208331 - Monday 18 May 2009 9:51

thats so wrong, but so fucking hilarious at the same time!

kmow32 | 0

#1318707 - Sunday 29 August 2010 20:59

nice socks ^_^

tellithowitis | 13

#2978150 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:54

nice flabs

jamamaman | 5

#5975387 - Saturday 14 June 2014 17:56

Nice nose

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6071869 - Tuesday 23 September 2014 2:51

Eh. It's an ok nose

man_eating_bunny | 18

#6077289 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 0:36

I would love to hear the moms side of the story lol

By schnoid | 0

#208336 - Monday 18 May 2009 9:52

omg, i call shinanigans on that. But it was damn funny!

By 24788 | 6

#208337 - Monday 18 May 2009 9:52

Holy shit that dog is pro. He outsmarted and outplayed you to make you look like the crazy one.

Lol, though why the fuck would you start humping the dog?