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Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

By Mommy - / Wednesday 29 September 2010 22:47 / United States
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Sounds vile. Putting your Earth-monkey-cub through "potty training" is futile. By the time she's 80, she'll be right back in diapers. What's the point? 80 years is nothing, in the grand scheme of the universe. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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  DudeImBetter  |  0

83 I'm sorry. I didn't know that you take this site so seriously that you monitor other peoples comments. I didn't even know that you asked him that before, you should be proud that you were the first one to ask him.

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  KingDingALing  |  9

95- says the guy who just replied to my comment. I didn't know that reading through the comments was considered "monitering" them. If that's so, you also are "monitering" through them.

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  ladybugobgyn  |  0

when you have a child that decides to pee, try and stop it unless there's a diaper involved. if that's the worst thing OP can do to this child, good for them.

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  iheartowls  |  0

50- Horrible parent? Are you serious? I'm sure the "horrible parent" can control when the kid has to pee, right? OP said "immediately" so I'm assuming the horrible parent didn't have time to get the child on the seat. Omg, it's the end of the world!!

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  collegemama91  |  0

no really a fml or ydi. you have a toddler so it happens. at least it wasn't shit. as a mom to a two yr old I'm pretty much used to stuff like that. if it bothers you maybe you shouldn't have kids

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  MrsDruidess  |  23

I have to go with Wow as well, YDI, for trying to let TV teach your child to use the bathroom. Next time try going with the kid and not just assume Elmo told her correctly. Maybe then you won't have piss on your floor. (potty training a child is hard enough with lots of mistakes, but really, you need to be there, not a book, cartoon or anything else, you!)

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Meh, 84, quit trying so hard. It's either effortless or not at all. As well, since Sesame Street is the origin of the real cookie monster, it cannot fail because cookies are for champs.

By  Cinn_fml  |  21

And that is an example of the things kids do when they're very little. Yes, it's an annoying mess to clean up, but all kids make mistakes, and they will learn.

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