FML : Today, my daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid blow job. FML

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Today, my daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid blow job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex / Monday 28 December 2016 05:43 / United States - San Francisco

Intimacy

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By thawny_fml | 21

#6495491 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:55

You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.

By SecundusSecunda | 27

#6495499 - Monday 28 December 2016 15:12

Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together.
Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it)
It all works out!

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By kwerner7116 | 14

#6495490 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:55

damn, that sucks

vikky538 | 28

#6495603 - Monday 28 December 2016 18:03

Only half way through it was sucked

xx000o | 27

#6495810 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:31

A properly applied bite will bring him back from the dead

CogadhTallon | 16

#6496951 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 7:52

So the solution to a sleep-inducing blowjob is to bite it off... Can't see a flaw in that!

By thawny_fml | 21

#6495491 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:55

You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.

darkbob101 | 16

#6495991 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 4:47

pun intended?

gorgeous_vixen95 | 12

#6496117 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 9:26

That was punny

CogadhTallon | 16

#6496950 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 7:49

Must be hard to swallow...

By mld4657 | 28

#6495492 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:57

Damn O.P. that's a sucky time.

By awildwhisper | 28

#6495493 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:57

hmm reminds me of my boyfriend -_-

itsthewayitis | 8

#6495800 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:20

guess you're not doing a good job.

cloudyface | 23

#6495885 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 1:29

Guess you suck at blowjobs

gorgeous_vixen95 | 12

#6496119 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 9:27

Or u could be just that good at them

By lurker_no_more | 13

#6495495 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:58

he must have been really tired, or you are doing something wrong ^^

Grayness_ | 26

#6495519 - Monday 28 December 2016 15:50

Exactly what I was thinking. If someone is giving you oral sex and is not pleasant, it'll turn someone off real quick (duh)

By willsnow18 | 11

#6495496 - Monday 28 December 2016 14:59

how does that even happen

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6495540 - Monday 28 December 2016 16:15

Lack of variety. Same cycling motions tend to get mechanical and predictable after a while.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6495554 - Monday 28 December 2016 16:30

As I understand it it's hard to give that bad a blowjob. I read it more as the husband is so exhausted he fell asleep, not that she is awful

needagoodlaugh | 34

#6495612 - Monday 28 December 2016 18:07

If their daughter is a baby they probably are not getting much sleep. When you are suffering from sleep deprivation you will hit a point where you will pass out no matter what is going on.