By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 16:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad was fixing my wardrobe and pushed too hard, causing stuff to fall from the top shelves. I saw it happen with my own eyes, but he's dead-set convinced that it was some kind of poltergeist fucking with him, and now he doesn't want me to go in my room. FML
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Your dad couldn't be more wrong. Poltergeists don't live in wardrobes. Only lions and witches do.

I would've been thrilled to have more privacy from my parents at whatever cost, OP! Keep banging on the walls and making odd moaning noises--that'll show him. ;)

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I would've been thrilled to have more privacy from my parents at whatever cost, OP! Keep banging on the walls and making odd moaning noises--that'll show him. ;)

Well banging on walls and moaning could mean something else.

^^^Look at you connecting all the dots

@18 That's first thing I thought of when I read @1s comment lol.

How has he gotten more privacy?

Or OP could just sneak their girlfriend/boyfriend in and blame the poltergeist

Go into your room anyways and show your father that there's nothing to worry about.

Until it grabs OP and flings them across the room... Then he will have something to worry about. If that happnes I would suggest burning the house down.

Time to call your local ghost busters!

Nah, time to get Sam and Dean

Yeah I like yours better lol

I've got a raging clue right now!

Mmmmm my clue's pointing to the left ;)

If there's somethin' weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?

You better call Tyrone.

Sam and Dean

better call Saul.

Those bastards!

Your dad couldn't be more wrong. Poltergeists don't live in wardrobes. Only lions and witches do.

And also a shitload of coats.

Don't forget about Narnia.

^^Someone missed the joke.

And that little goat man bastard that lures girls into trouble.

And bogarts! Don't forget the bogarts!

Tell him you see dead people and you have lots of ghost friends in your house. Fuck with him if he's that gullible!

My mom's the same. I rearranged some stuff in my room and she thinks there's some spooky action going on. She won't listen to me and thinks I'm lying so she feels safe or better. FYL OP.

Your daddy is protecting you mate ?

At least he didn't find your shoe box full of sex toys.

The poltergeist was fucking with him, not you.