By wtf dad - United States
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
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By  Valdrek  |  26

What a dick, I hate thief's. What made him feel like he deserved your neighbors hard earned possessions? Hope he gets the flogging of a lifetime when they find out. Thief's should have a hand cut off.

Ok rant over c:

  curlywurly08  |  4

As much as i disagree with stealing, you can hardly call it a hard-earned possesion, i'm 14, don't work, and even I could afford a deck chair.. Also, you spelts thieves wrong.. Nice one! :)

  jake98899889  |  4

And also, if the word happened to be spelled "theifs" it would not have an apostrophe. That shows possession of something or someone. 5th grade stuff man.