By wtf dad - 03/03/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 550
You deserved it 2 326

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Lisa Simpson? Is that you?

More like f your dad's life for having to stoop so low. FYL. OP

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More like f your dad's life for having to stoop so low. FYL. OP

It's cuz he's got tigers blood.

this reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Bart and Lisa are caroling and Homer's in the background in a Santa suit stealing the gifts lol

Your stealing every time you pick up a "lucky penny" off the street so that's really not that small a theft

Homer and Flanders?

Have you seen my lawn chair? It was right here just a second ago, right here in the middle of our lawn...Bob is that you in my lawn chair?!?!#chainlinkfence#

It must've been his way of welcoming them to the neighborhood..

This made me laugh in the inside.

Damn, the cake probably cost more than the plastic chair.

Lisa Simpson? Is that you?

What a genius! They'll probably never find out either

The Joker would approve of this. Poor Heath L.

Your dad is definitely a winner.

He's no prize though.

At least he has a prize now though, his plastic desk chair. Win!

Revenge! Steal his virginity! If he still is one.

You, my friend have the craftiest dad EVER.

Why go to the trouble of making/buying a cake to steal a $10 deck chair? You're dad's nuts!

Dammit I did "your" wrong!

I'm thoroughly impressed that the OP is your/her dad's nuts. I wonder what life as a pair of testicles is like.

Nuts... As in crazy...

"WHHHHSSSHHHHH!" That's my onomatopoeia of a joke casually sailing its supple arse over your head, you imbecile.

No I think it was louder than that. My bad (: I wasn't sure if you were joking or not!!

I am with you 13. You are dad's testicles, is way more amusing.

I think I'm going to start crying if this thread continues like this...

He used the chair to climb on, I think, not to steal it.

19- do you have some kind of fettish for old man testicles? ... I find it odd you pay interest in 13's dad's testicles.

54 - Sorry that reading and comprehension are not your strong point.

What a dick, I hate thief's. What made him feel like he deserved your neighbors hard earned possessions? Hope he gets the flogging of a lifetime when they find out. Thief's should have a hand cut off. Ok rant over c:

I think you may mean "thieves"?

Thieves. Not theif's.

You know, they do cut off thieves hands in some places, so if you're interested in that kind of justice maybe move there.

Pffft how do you know that the neighbors didn't steal the chairs before leaving their old neighborhood as a lovely goodbye?

This has nothing to do with theifs and thieves, but which would be correct? Dwarves or dwarfs?

As much as i disagree with stealing, you can hardly call it a hard-earned possesion, i'm 14, don't work, and even I could afford a deck chair.. Also, you spelts thieves wrong.. Nice one! :)

And also, if the word happened to be spelled "theifs" it would not have an apostrophe. That shows possession of something or someone. 5th grade stuff man.

If you guys keep it up you could have one sick backyard.

Wait till he steals his wife...