Lol that's exactly what I thought. Grammar is more important than people realize. And btw, what's with the midlife crisis for these dads?

Probably bored with his life? I would be, if I got to 50...

hahaha xD

#2 typically you guy girlfriends from city street corners at night. =)

If the guy shows them the money, the girlfriends will come... by themselves. The guy need not be on the lookout.

I think she came free with the car

Right next to that Mercedes car showroom!!

stripper discount whorehouses

You must be 12 of you dont understand that u can "buy a girlfriend". It's a figure of speech but it is used to refer to all goldiggers

#27 Clearly you have no idea so I'll tell you. After you pass a certain age, say 40 , you can truly have fun in life. Ask the elderly and you'll see... some people never stop having fun. It is a myth that as you get older you stop having fun. You just do it differently, that's all.

Who on Earth would sue their own father? No matter how shitty they've been you just don't do that. Besides, his father has already cost him enough money without legal fees on top of it!

A father does not do what his father did...

That's somehow creepy, and really clever dude :p

When I started college at 18, my mom and I had kind of a joint banking account so she could make sure I had money and didn't overdraw my account. I'm guessing OP has the same set up.

car companies always trying to one up each other. Why go to BMW and get a watch when you can come to Mercedes and get a GF! fine print is where they get you though. GFs take feeding and money... so in the end you pay more than going for the watch and BMW.

I was waiting for someone to notice yesterday's fml.

Two midlife crises in a row! Wonder if it's the same dad...

Probably not considering the other one was in the united states

FML's always come in multiples. Kind of like the rule of threes.