By why? - 01/01/2013 05:41 - United States - Hackensack

Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML
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Just wait till next year. Then it will be no pants AND underwear.

Well duh, he doesn't want his pants to catch on fire from all those fireworks being lit up in the house.

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Look on the bright side, at least he isn't a nudist.

Well he's half way there

That's next years resolution.

No body is forcing op to look down..

25. It seems hard not to. Unless your eyes are more than half shut, you'd probably see everything....

#10, I was expecting you to follow that with . . . Whoa-whoa, living on a prayer!

Actually it is easy.. just focus on the eyes..

Just wait till next year. Then it will be no pants AND underwear.

if that happens its time to move out

Unless OP's dad has been going commando the past few years, then they're in trouble.

The horror!

Well duh, he doesn't want his pants to catch on fire from all those fireworks being lit up in the house.

Or from lying?

No pants are the best pants

You'll get used to it, only 8765 hours to go.

How do you get use to not see your dad wearing pants?

SApprentice 34

Purchase a kilt for him. Tell him that it still qualifies as acceptable under the new "no pants" guideline, while making those around him more comfortable. Tell him that it will make him appear very manly. Everybody wins.

Then he gets made fun of in public and OP gets grounded for being a "dumbass"

SApprentice 34

11- Why would he get made fun of? There's a man who wears kilts to work every night in my town. His wife makes them for him, these really nice khaki kilts that he wears in place of dress pants. It looks very professional. I may have some hicks in my town who might have nasty comments cross their minds, but most people barely even notice it, except maybe to smile at the unusual nature of it. True, OP's father might be the kind of stupid ass who would lash out at OP for even making that suggestion. OP should know his father well enough to know if his father would consider the idea and get a laugh out of it, or if that's just not the kind of comment that he should make. I think that if Dad has already made the decision to go pantsless then he's likely already pretty open minded, so a kilt might actually be a good suggestion for him.

I think it just depends where you live

Pants are for squares. OP's dad could even grow dreads to wear with the kilt and say he's in Korn

Nothing like family bonding. . .

Long in what way? ;) Hopefully it will be hard for him to keep it up all year, but sorry OP.

Well, join the party!