FML : Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs...

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Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bob the builders pissed off daughter - / Tuesday 29 December 2016 23:52 / United States - Campbell

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By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6496976 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 9:56

For being drunk he got a shit ton done. That sounds like a couple of months of work for a sober dad.

By Liamj774 | 36

#6496966 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 9:41

With any luck he may have buried your door in the garden or in the stove

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By Liamj774 | 36

#6496966 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 9:41

With any luck he may have buried your door in the garden or in the stove

By DenBriZel | 31

#6496967 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 9:41

If he gets drunk again can he fix it?

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tonyfan00 | 38

#6497691 - Thursday 31 December 2016 6:58

*singing*
Likely he can't!!

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Mortoli | 30

#6498534 - Friday 1 January 2016 6:30

they should try it who knows could work. or their fridge doors will be found wrong dishwasher in 5 pieces and toaster removed of wires. sounds like a blast actually. get this guy drunk again.

By colton_colton | 49

#6496970 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 9:42

Take his door instead

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6496973 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 9:50

He sounds like quite the handyman.

By Zuniga01 | 14

#6496975 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 9:51

You should tell him to fix his drinking problem...

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6496976 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 9:56

For being drunk he got a shit ton done. That sounds like a couple of months of work for a sober dad.

By fundipmermaid143 | 3

#6496979 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 10:01

Bob the breaker

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RodzillaX | 30

#6496987 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 10:13

Can he fix it? No, no he can't.

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rockbandaddict85 | 22

#6499261 - Saturday 2 January 2016 5:26

More like Wreck it Ralph.

By Babysheegoth17 | 8

#6496983 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 10:05

At least he didn't drive?

By Brunofk7 | 16

#6496985 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 10:08

This reminds me of when i hit a window to fix it.

By stitesy29 | 18

#6496989 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 10:16

GG

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