Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML
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iop330
| 22
That's when you say yes and headbutt him.
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Wolfparable
| 22
Yeesh. Sorry that happened to you. I hope you decided he's not worth your time.
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tepovre
| 18
Some guys take a while to break in, don't think about it too much, OP
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MzZombicidal
| 36
Can you elaborate, #1? I'm honestly not sure what you mean.
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EverestMelting
| 23
Like when someone asks for head, they really mean to give them head until they open up to you. Actually, that's a lie. Dome is dome is dome is dome is dome.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
Still so confused... Lol!
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badluckalex
| 23
I'm a guy and I dont even know what the hell they're saying...
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Regimental_Phan
| 18
my first thoughts to that were....UH WHAT?!
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TheNotoriousHGC
| 15
I think he is saying it can take a while for guys to "get trained."
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Shamandalie89
| 32
This reminds me of that banned Master Card commercial...
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sisco2901
| 20
This guy apparently didn't bother investing im the wine ans sweet talk, though.
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Obito_Rocks
| 6
Classy. Sorry you had to hear that, a lot of guys only have one thing on their mind's, and it's not always Spongebob :)
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jojimugo
| 20
Common misconception about guys...we have at least 2 things in our mind
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horneyhic
| 15
I have 3 things on my mind
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ichdprodigy
| 12
I can sometimes get to 4 things on my mind. Pretty rare, though.
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SirMichael
| 13
@77 bone, skin, hair and sex?
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Epikatz
| 22
Bone? You're into some dark shit buddy....
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JustinJK
| 21
I have other things on my mind besides sex. Like food. But that's about it, sex and food
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
From what I understand about men it's sex, food, sleep, & sometimes (depending on the guy) gaming.
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iop330
| 22
That's when you say yes and headbutt him.
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SpartanMerc
| 18
Or not because that would be assault. You could, however, just get out of his car and not talk to him ever again...
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badgercheese94
| 16
#61, humour isn't your strongest quality, is it?
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MortenM
| 17
#4, on behalf of all guys I'd like to express our appreciation that you're trying to convince girls to headbutt us.
Thanks. And ouch.
Thanks. And ouch.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
The head but would probably hurt her more then him. Head buts hurt both parties and generally speaking guys have a higher pain tolerance. Though not always.
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xtramoist
| 6
Is a headbutt basically anal?
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Wolfparable
| 22
Yeesh. Sorry that happened to you. I hope you decided he's not worth your time.
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drayloon
| 50
Well, do you?
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Darkness_Hate
| 29
No I give butt,headbutt!
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Vitotaylor36
| 13
Go to your room and think about what you've done.
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Exodiafinder687
| 58
What's the difference between a girl who loves oral and a clumsy circumcision?
The girl GIVES head.
The girl GIVES head.
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FemskyD
| 26
Sociable of him.. To ask
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mxgirl1998
| 26
isn't he romantic?