FML : Today, my car wouldn't start because of the cold weather. Since I was at a friend's house, I asked him to jump-start it. After taking about ten minutes...

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Today, my car wouldn't start because of the cold weather. Since I was at a friend's house, I asked him to jump-start it. After taking about ten minutes to start his vehicle and park it by mine, we found that both of our car hoods were frozen shut. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 December 2013 20:49 / United States

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By Slayerfan408 | 6

#5783177 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:33

Just go on Facebook and make a picture that says. 100 likes and my car will turn on. That should work.

By hahatofunny | 20

#5783145 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:25

Do you have some deicer? That could work.

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By PrincessCastiel | 27

#5783143 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:24

That's an icy situation

extrasnipes | 22

#5783184 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:35

That's a cold pun

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5783186 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:36

Both of you...out

Welshite | 39

#5783192 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:37

#1: You made two of the "That's a ____ situation" comments here. I know you can do better than that.

\ | 28

#5783243 - Sunday 8 December 2013 3:03

That was your first comment? That's cold, #1.

megstiel | 16

#5783309 - Sunday 8 December 2013 3:59

although i approve of you username, i cannot say the same for your pun.

euphoricness | 28

#5783355 - Sunday 8 December 2013 4:32

Everyone here just needs to chill, now.

whiteboy896 | 9

#5783464 - Sunday 8 December 2013 6:15

You people try way too damn hard, just shut up.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5783600 - Sunday 8 December 2013 9:41

Hi guys! I'd put a cold pun here. The problem is I'm not creative. Wek'll, just go look outside, chill with friends and have iced tea. Cool down the pool and you're set.

False_Stupidity | 41

#5783686 - Sunday 8 December 2013 10:39

*gives #1 and #15 a frosty stare and points at the door.

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5783700 - Sunday 8 December 2013 11:20

Icy what you did there?-NOT.

TheOnlyMizLiv | 22

#5783991 - Sunday 8 December 2013 17:48

Haven't we just gone over this 81? Lord.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5784147 - Sunday 8 December 2013 19:36

81, you try wayyyy to hard. And it isn't working for you.

By hahatofunny | 20

#5783145 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:25

Do you have some deicer? That could work.

xnyletak | 17

#5783223 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:51

Seeing as how its on FML, OP probably doesn't.

bigtaytay | 13

#5783323 - Sunday 8 December 2013 4:15

Step 1. Go inside and get hot water
Step 2. Bring outside and pour onto edges of hood

Tdrizzzzzly | 19

#5783475 - Sunday 8 December 2013 6:27

46, what if their pipes are frozen?

Ambient25 | 24

#5783491 - Sunday 8 December 2013 6:50

Step 1: Pull down pants
Step 2: Piss on hood

stripepanther | 10

#5783497 - Sunday 8 December 2013 7:00

#46 Yeah and warp the metal while you're at it. use lukewarm water not hot.

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#5784441 - Monday 9 December 2013 0:04

Vinegar also helps.

Xivion | 17

#5784509 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:00

psssh water.... psssh deicer... get a freaking flamethrower! duh everyone has one and its not like ull damage ur car or anything....

jococo7787 | 3

#5784737 - Monday 9 December 2013 4:38

step 1: get flamethrower
step 2: melt the crap out of the ice...and probably half of the car too.

By carelessxdanger | 9

#5783151 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:28

use some kitty litter.

extrasnipes | 22

#5783204 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:42

That's the shittiest advice ever

cyttex | 13

#5783212 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:45

Kitty litter is for when your tire gets stuck not your hood....

carelessxdanger | 9

#5783218 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:48

i apologize. i meant to say: use garlic powder.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5783260 - Sunday 8 December 2013 3:12

Garlic powder?! OP isn't making chicken kievs!

perdix | 29

#5783266 - Sunday 8 December 2013 3:18

#27, strike two, for a frozen car hood, use chili powder (or cayenne, in a pinch.)

Like your Anthony Weiner reference;)

carelessxdanger | 9

#5783285 - Sunday 8 December 2013 3:28

cayenne.... no wonder it wasnt working D:< dammit

Odis12 | 11

#5783286 - Sunday 8 December 2013 3:29

How has nobody recommended warm water yet? On this particular thread anyway.

TheHons | 7

#5783342 - Sunday 8 December 2013 4:25

Warm water freezes and causes more ice in colder regions

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5783396 - Sunday 8 December 2013 5:04

Number 46 already did "Bigtaytay". :>)

RedPillSucks | 31

#5783434 - Sunday 8 December 2013 5:43

Hot water will melt the ice. They'll be able to open the hood before it freezes

hotPinklipstick | 24

#5783443 - Sunday 8 December 2013 5:53

Vinegar and lukewarm water usually works pretty well in these situations.

Odis12 | 11

#5784750 - Monday 9 December 2013 4:48

That's the point I was going on 56. Yes I understand in colder regions that hot water will freeze, but it will temporarily melt the ice long enough to get the hood open.

By romeonsingcross | 15

#5783152 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:28

Sounds like ohio weather.

By Sports_guy3 | 28

#5783159 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:29

You're screwed.

By ballplaya52 | 10

#5783160 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:29

That's a bad day... I guess the only thing to do is wait it out.

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5783459 - Sunday 8 December 2013 6:07

Did you try setting it in wumbo

By Kiki242 | 19

#5783162 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:29

Things like this make me happy that I live in South Florida.

SmuggletheBudgie | 15

#5783257 - Sunday 8 December 2013 3:11

I'd love this kind of weather it never snows in Aus and we're in summer now
.. my least favourite season.

MrRazzle | 4

#5783318 - Sunday 8 December 2013 4:09

Just waiting for those 42c days.

B1ackthesun | 31

#5783548 - Sunday 8 December 2013 8:21

That's a load of crap #32 we get plenty of snow in Australia just ask any one who lives near Mt Buller for one. You might not get weather like that where YOU live but you can't speak for the whole country.

Lasagnaa | 24

#5785120 - Monday 9 December 2013 10:20

#7 Same here. Except I live in San Francisco, California. Perfect weather all year round!

By Falassalond | 16

#5783163 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:29

Try throwing a cup of hot water on it. Worked for me when I couldn't even get my car door open for work.

RLG4 | 20

#5783206 - Sunday 8 December 2013 2:43

Depending on how cold it is, that wouldn't work. It's been -30 (Celcius) around here lately, and a cup of water would thaw the hood slightly then freeze it even more. Not much you can do other than wait for the sun to come out, or for it to warm up.