Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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Freeze_fml
| 16
How do you know that was the reason?
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Keyman1212
| 14
Good enough to be handicapped? I don't think anyone would be "good enough". Maybe unfortunate enough? Handicapped people are some of the strongest people I know, mentally. Unless you're handicapped because you're obese. Then, just go fuck yourself.
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dragon0000
| 7
Maybe they thought you weren't good enough to be handicap (sorry epic fail)
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pinkspaceboundro
| 0
Your comment was an epic fail!
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
You say they keyed your car because you're handicapped? Doubt it. I'm sure they just keyed your car cuz it was a car to key.
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Keyman1212
| 14
Good enough to be handicapped? I don't think anyone would be "good enough". Maybe unfortunate enough? Handicapped people are some of the strongest people I know, mentally. Unless you're handicapped because you're obese. Then, just go fuck yourself.
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gojira666
| 7
Guessin OP failed to mention that they forgot to hang the handicapped parking pass.....
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EvilPotato
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1 what is considered as "good enough" for handicapped people.
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awesomemarcus
| 0
that make no sence
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KennyMcCrmick322
| 0
What the fuck are you trying to say, handicap people aren't "goo enough".
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KennyMcCrmick322
| 0
Wait holy crap I miss rea that comment.... That made no fucking sense at all
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lolmaster7654321
| 4
Lol fyi ugly aint a handicap! ( i dont mean this just really wanted to say it):P
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rottentomatoes
| 7
Maybe OP didn't have one of those stickers that prove the car belongs to a handicapped person. Not sure
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JMWisc
| 0
Being fat and being handicapped are different.
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Keyman1212
| 14
112- In the United States, being overweight can classify you as disabled, and you can receive a handicapped parking permit. Fucked up you ask? Why yes, yes it is!
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militarybrat
| 21
It is. My mother had to wait until she had two open heart surgeries to get just a temp. one.
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gochantizzlego
| 2
That's not cool...>=[
Maybe someone thought is was someone else!
Maybe someone thought is was someone else!
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omfgfmlife
| 0
maybe they keyed it to key it. i doubt it had anything to do with your choice of parking. maybe you arent a very likeable person :o. just a theory
*and here come the thumb downs ._.*
*and here come the thumb downs ._.*
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rexgar2000
| 10
or maybe someone got him/her back for something.
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ILoveMyXbox
| 0
Haha maybe the cop didn't get their donuts and coffee
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lexex1
| 4
You should stick to playing xbox.
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marpay
| 11
I highly doubt that a police officer would vandalize someones car.
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ArentICute
| 0
Seems like you didnt get your donuts and coffee either.
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tyceabbott101
| 4
Lol
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yumsugarr
| 8
Didn't you have that handicapped slip out?
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zombicidal
| 11
often people have it on their license plate and the person probably didn't look there and since he didn't see the parking pass thing on the mirror he did something stupid
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rayzer_fml
| 0
Yeah people tend to be reeeeaalllyyy stupid now adays and tend to act out on anger and aggression...
It's pretty sad.
It's pretty sad.
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gazzdogs
| 5
Some people are just pricks.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
How do you know that was the reason?
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n0pants3ver
| 0
exactly. how do you know that is the reason?
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gazzdogs
| 5
Why did you feel the need to repeat exactly what he/her just said?
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alstbv12
| 13
Yeah 10! Why DID you feel the need to repeat exactly what he/she just said?
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alstbv12
| 13
Oh damn. 19 you just had to go and trick me with your "he/her" tomfoolery.
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fallsupstairs
| 6
I wish 10 was showing a little less boob in that picture... *shudder*
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countryboy910
| 0
I wish 42 wouldn't show her disgusting belly button ring.
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DocBastard
| 38
I wish people would stop commenting on people's profile pictures, hop off of Freeze's comment, and stop acting like childish idiots.
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winnn_fml
| 0
wish 64 didn't show how anime freak he was
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13FTW
| 9
After reading these comments, I completely forgot what the FML was about...
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gazzdogs
| 5
DAMN IT! he/her? What the hell is wrong with me. (my previous comment)
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kittykat1501
| 31
33, I see what you did there
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shooterbuddy
| 8
That's just a bitch.
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amanda_smith54
| 4
How do you know that's why they keyed you?
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
Right. It could be that they don't like you because you complained when they threw you out of the lift.
WTF is wrong with people lately? I don't think a handicapped person deserves extra special treatment but damn, keying a car over a parking spot? Only pricks who park their Jags sideways deserve that!
WTF is wrong with people lately? I don't think a handicapped person deserves extra special treatment but damn, keying a car over a parking spot? Only pricks who park their Jags sideways deserve that!
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goaliemkl123
| 8
That's what I'm thinking. Maybe. Just maybe. They don't like handicaps and keyed it Bc they don't like handicaps
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Jamicianprince
| 1
Sorry man but keep your. Chin up
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
...assuming you're not paralyzed
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ollie179
| 21
How do people do that?
I JUST ASSUME THE OWNER OF THIS CAR ISNT HANDICAPPED SO ILL KEY IT!
I JUST ASSUME THE OWNER OF THIS CAR ISNT HANDICAPPED SO ILL KEY IT!