By Loner - 19/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Paramus

Today, my buddy congratulated me on getting a girl's phone number written on my arm. I was too embarrassed to tell him it was the number I needed to find my furniture at IKEA . FML
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There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

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Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

They have some pretty sexy Ikea workers these days

At least it wasn’t the number of your local Wendy’s’; that could’ve added another layer of confusion.

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

#ikealife

Well you sit on dates too...