FML : Today, my buddy congratulated me on getting a girl's phone number written on my arm. I was too embarrassed to tell him it was the number I needed to find...

Today, my buddy congratulated me on getting a girl's phone number written on my arm. I was too embarrassed to tell him it was the number I needed to find my furniture at IKEA . FML

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You deserved it

By Loner - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 19:30 / United States - Paramus

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7543092 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 2:42

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7543082 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 1:45

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7543082 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 1:45

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

By really_dad? | 13

#7543083 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 1:48

They have some pretty sexy Ikea workers these days

By Tripartita | 44

#7543090 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 2:27

At least it wasn’t the number of your local Wendy’s’; that could’ve added another layer of confusion.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7543092 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 2:42

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

By Rebekah95 | 23

#7543161 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 9:37

#ikealife

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7543383 - Wednesday 20 September 2017 20:20

Well you sit on dates too...

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