By Anonymous - 27/11/2017 06:00
  Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. It would have been great, if a mate of his didn't tell him to put Listerine strips in his mouth first "for the tingle." I've been running cold water over my burning genitals for 15 minutes while he laughs in the door. FML
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By  samomaha  |  15

I'm sorry, OP. Similar thing happened to friends of mine on their honeymoon. They became amorous in the middle of the night, and he accidentally grabbed some Vicks Vap-O-Rub instead of Vaseline, and smeared it all over her privates. She said she spent what seemed like hours with her legs up the bathtub wall, letting the cold water run into her!