Don’t knock it till you rock it

It doesn’t sound like any of the nice ways to get butt sex seem to be working on you.

Your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole.

an asshole that wants an assholeㅋㅋㅋ

Tell him you want to try pegging....

Pretend you think he wants you to peg him.

Dump him by dumping on him, and leaving him handcuffed to his bed. He's a disgusting wretch.

you sound fucking crazy

I'm not crazy. Don't call me crazy. I'm just not user-friendly.

Or,

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

Take your pick.

Time to move on. Or just nickname him Cornholio. Or both.

Devil's advocate here, but if I actually told someone that I wished a guy would get hit by a bus and a few days later the guy died I'd be pretty upset.

So his gf owes him anal? Because he's a terrible person?

that was shitty of him...lmbo... don't get big deal its sec he is your boyfriend if you would just give him ass access when he wanted wouldn't have to make up excuses...

If she doesnt want to take it up the arse and he tries things this desperate to convince her he's a shitbag who deserves no sex at all.

so then you take it up the ass and tell me if you like it. If you're not willing to try it, why does she have to? He's getting vaginal sex, so he should be happy with that.

You called him out on it then, right? "Honey using your fake grief at a coworker you wished to get hit by a bus last week is a pitiful excuse to get you back door access, go away"

sounds like you need to start giving him back door access before he gets tired of begging you for it and starts looking elsewhere for it sounds more like an fml for your bf

lolololol women don't owe men access to anything, you vile fucking pig

You sound like you're one article away from ending up like Harvey, Bill, and Jeffery. Have fun in prison and remember, don't drop the soap.

How about you take it up the ass and tell me how you like it. If you can't find a guy to do it, find a girl to use a dildo on you.
If you don't want to receive anal, don't sit there requiring others to. Women don't owe you access to anything. With that type of mentality, you'll be forever single.