By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 00:01

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Today, my boyfriend tried to use his “grief” at the death of a coworker to get butt sex, even though I know for a fact he didn’t like the guy that much, and just last week wished for the guy to get hit by a bus. Pretty despicable way to try get back door access if you ask me. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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It doesn’t sound like any of the nice ways to get butt sex seem to be working on you. Your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole.

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smartjaguargurl 17

Pretend you think he wants you to peg him.

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Stan_The_Man 7

Don’t knock it till you rock it

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RichardPencil 30
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It doesn’t sound like any of the nice ways to get butt sex seem to be working on you. Your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole.

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bts_bp0exid 2

an asshole that wants an assholeㅋㅋㅋ

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TCRII 29

Tell him you want to try pegging....

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smartjaguargurl 17

Pretend you think he wants you to peg him.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Dump him by dumping on him, and leaving him handcuffed to his bed. He's a disgusting wretch.

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ck87 7

you sound fucking crazy

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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I'm not crazy. Don't call me crazy. I'm just not user-friendly. Or, I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. Take your pick.

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mha8649 6
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craaaaaaazy

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DrSamba 7
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Time to move on. Or just nickname him Cornholio. Or both.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Devil's advocate here, but if I actually told someone that I wished a guy would get hit by a bus and a few days later the guy died I'd be pretty upset.

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BeefyQueefy 14
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So his gf owes him anal? Because he's a terrible person?

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PenguinPal3017 19

I'm not talking about the anal part. She obviously didn't believe that he was upset, otherwise why give those details. I didn't say anything about anal.

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xxWTFxx1981 23

that was shitty of him...lmbo... don't get big deal its sec he is your boyfriend if you would just give him ass access when he wanted wouldn't have to make up excuses...

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404wan 19

If she doesnt want to take it up the arse and he tries things this desperate to convince her he's a shitbag who deserves no sex at all.

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rotflqtms_ 21

so then you take it up the ass and tell me if you like it. If you're not willing to try it, why does she have to? He's getting vaginal sex, so he should be happy with that.

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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You called him out on it then, right? "Honey using your fake grief at a coworker you wished to get hit by a bus last week is a pitiful excuse to get you back door access, go away"

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Isaac Shields 9
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sounds like you need to start giving him back door access before he gets tired of begging you for it and starts looking elsewhere for it sounds more like an fml for your bf

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BeefyQueefy 14
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lolololol women don't owe men access to anything, you vile fucking pig

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Isaac Shields 9
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yea all women say that but when their bf holds out on sex they act like he's a criminal but you're right women dont owe men access just as same as men dont owe women anything but dont cry about it when your partner cheats with someone willing to do what you wont man or woman further more you should be willing to please your partner otherwise whats the point of a monogamous relationship

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slym12312425 9
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You sound like you're one article away from ending up like Harvey, Bill, and Jeffery. Have fun in prison and remember, don't drop the soap.

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Isaac Shields 9
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did i say anything about forcing or drugging anyone idiot? no i said it should be willingly given

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rotflqtms_ 21

How about you take it up the ass and tell me how you like it. If you can't find a guy to do it, find a girl to use a dildo on you. If you don't want to receive anal, don't sit there requiring others to. Women don't owe you access to anything. With that type of mentality, you'll be forever single.

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Isaac Shields 9
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actually im married and that's why most people cheat because they aren't getting what they want at home so don't get mad at me for keeping it real

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