By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton
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Tell him to stop asking questions then
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Show it anywayTell him yes so he will shut up
The OP wants whining on FML instead of resolving the problem
It's not hard. Say, "I don't need to hear you ask me if im about to come, " then he well stop, case solved :D
Sometimes us guy need to be told to shut up & keep going ( but what for guys that don't have clue )
Just do wat my gf used to do if I stopped tighten ur thighs around the side his head and put ur hands on the back to make sure his head don't move away til he's done his job
Lol well said
Hold his head down...and when u feel he's about to come up say "don't stop that perfect"
just tell him what he's doing wrong, problem solved
How hard is it for you to say "im a bout to cum/orgasm"? My gf says it everytime shes going to so i dont need to stop and ask
Or just grab his hair and hold his head in place.
shove his head back down and tell him, " Shut up, you'll know when
AND to pay attention to your verbal and physical cues.
curiosity killed the cat, and the orgasm...
That's kinda like her asking him; is it in yet, while they at it.
53 - What...? How do you even relate those.
Why don't you just trap his head with your hands or legs to keep his head there? Stops him from leaving and allows you to arrive.
73) Your last sentence made me smile because it's a bit more cleverly stated then most of the comments on this FML. (x
Well played 73, but just have to tell your I felt a bit threatened by your about me, and I'm Australian.. Ass!
Maybe tell him what he's doing wrong instead of writing about it on the internet?
#3 if everyone did that there would be no reason for FML
Could do both, and then everyone wins
Indeed..
I love the pi pic.
Better yet, just facebook him a link directly to the FML, because god forbid you'd have to communicate with him!
O fail.
I really hate to say this, but I see what you did there 5. You so don't deserve the hymns down!
*thumbs
You don't say?
Next time everytime he's about to come you should ask him if he wants to get married and have children.
That's just evil... but seems fair
Most guys would just finish the job themselves.. You know we can get a little impatient
Askin all them questions...
he wants to make sure he's doing a good job. just tell him (when ur not doing it) that he's great but that he needs to stop asking questions because he's getting you there without the talking ;)
-- KICK IN FACE. -- What a berk, and a shame. Close to the station and no arrival is worse than not being close. I sorry for you.
Can't tell if trolling or foreign
Berk? Rofl
Dafuq did she just say? O.o
it took me a while to figure out your comment. just...all of it.
Yeah, he sounds like a real berk. I sorry for her too...
Uh... What?
?!?!?!
"BITCH did I tell you to stop?!"
Hahahahahah:D "get back to work!"
"Hold your tongue boy." Oh no, that wouldn't work. Sorry. :p
"Just shut up and lick!"
Most important part of a relationship is communication.
Very true statement
That's what he's trying to do! He's making sure she's enjoying it. Albeit, ruining the enjoyment in the process
What a retard.
what a jerk
that's so offensive :(
I can see by your picture that you must too.
*be
13 -...take..that..profile..picture......down...now...
65....put.....a...profile....picture....up!
Guys, be gently with him. He's a Belieber! Does that explain why he's so ignorant?
42- thank you for saying this so I didn't have to!
Tell him to stop asking questions then
curiosity killed the cat, and the orgasm...