Tell him yes so he will shut up

The OP wants whining on FML instead of resolving the problem

It's not hard. Say, "I don't need to hear you ask me if im about to come, " then he well stop, case solved :D

Sometimes us guy need to be told to shut up & keep going ( but what for guys that don't have clue )

Just do wat my gf used to do if I stopped tighten ur thighs around the side his head and put ur hands on the back to make sure his head don't move away til he's done his job

Lol well said

Hold his head down...and when u feel he's about to come up say "don't stop that perfect"

just tell him what he's doing wrong, problem solved

How hard is it for you to say "im a bout to cum/orgasm"? My gf says it everytime shes going to so i dont need to stop and ask

Or just grab his hair and hold his head in place.

shove his head back down and tell him, " Shut up, you'll know when

AND to pay attention to your verbal and physical cues.

That's kinda like her asking him; is it in yet, while they at it.

53 - What...? How do you even relate those.

Why don't you just trap his head with your hands or legs to keep his head there? Stops him from leaving and allows you to arrive.

73) Your last sentence made me smile because it's a bit more cleverly stated then most of the comments on this FML. (x

Well played 73, but just have to tell your I felt a bit threatened by your about me, and I'm Australian.. Ass!

#3 if everyone did that there would be no reason for FML

Could do both, and then everyone wins

Indeed..

I love the pi pic.

Better yet, just facebook him a link directly to the FML, because god forbid you'd have to communicate with him!

I really hate to say this, but I see what you did there 5. You so don't deserve the hymns down!

*thumbs

You don't say?

That's just evil... but seems fair

Most guys would just finish the job themselves.. You know we can get a little impatient

Askin all them questions...

Can't tell if trolling or foreign

Berk? Rofl

Dafuq did she just say? O.o

it took me a while to figure out your comment. just...all of it.

Yeah, he sounds like a real berk. I sorry for her too...

Uh... What?

?!?!?!

Hahahahahah:D "get back to work!"

"Hold your tongue boy." Oh no, that wouldn't work. Sorry. :p

"Just shut up and lick!"

Very true statement

That's what he's trying to do! He's making sure she's enjoying it. Albeit, ruining the enjoyment in the process

what a jerk

that's so offensive :(

I can see by your picture that you must too.

*be

13 -...take..that..profile..picture......down...now...

65....put.....a...profile....picture....up!

Guys, be gently with him. He's a Belieber! Does that explain why he's so ignorant?

She*

42- thank you for saying this so I didn't have to!