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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 April 2012 02:07 / United States
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It's not hard. Say, "I don't need to hear you ask me if im about to come, " then he well stop, case solved :D

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Sometimes us guy need to be told to shut up & keep going ( but what for guys that don't have clue )

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Just do wat my gf used to do if I stopped tighten ur thighs around the side his head and put ur hands on the back to make sure his head don't move away til he's done his job

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Why don't you just trap his head with your hands or legs to keep his head there? Stops him from leaving and allows you to arrive.

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73) Your last sentence made me smile because it's a bit more cleverly stated then most of the comments on this FML. (x

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Well played 73, but just have to tell your I felt a bit threatened by your about me, and I'm Australian.. Ass!

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he wants to make sure he's doing a good job. just tell him (when ur not doing it) that he's great but that he needs to stop asking questions because he's getting you there without the talking ;)

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That's what he's trying to do! He's making sure she's enjoying it. Albeit, ruining the enjoyment in the process

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