FML : Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close...

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 April 2012 02:07 / United States - Lincolnton

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By mpj13 | 8

#4253115 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:01

Tell him to stop asking questions then

By alexup24 | 13

#4253116 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:02

curiosity killed the cat, and the orgasm...

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By mpj13 | 8

#4253115 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:01

Tell him to stop asking questions then

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#4253123 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

syck_fml | 3

#4253135 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:05

Tell him yes so he will shut up

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#4253147 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:06

The OP wants whining on FML instead of resolving the problem

andrewl12 | 0

#4253227 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:22

It's not hard. Say, "I don't need to hear you ask me if im about to come, " then he well stop, case solved :D

SluggerJ | 7

#4253264 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:35

Sometimes us guy need to be told to shut up & keep going ( but what for guys that don't have clue )

aaahhhfire21 | 0

#4253355 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:11

Just do wat my gf used to do if I stopped tighten ur thighs around the side his head and put ur hands on the back to make sure his head don't move away til he's done his job

babe7260 | 30

#4253426 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:54

Lol well said

danni218 | 1

#4253460 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 10:08

Hold his head down...and when u feel he's about to come up say "don't stop that perfect"

blushy | 14

#4253739 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 13:03

just tell him what he's doing wrong, problem solved

imcutefml | 0

#4254081 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 15:34

How hard is it for you to say "im a bout to cum/orgasm"? My gf says it everytime shes going to so i dont need to stop and ask

Drigr | 8

#4254091 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 15:35

Or just grab his hair and hold his head in place.

cajekraze | 7

#4254773 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 20:42

shove his head back down and tell him, " Shut up, you'll know when

rogerover | 19

#4261417 - Thursday 5 April 2012 5:22

AND to pay attention to your verbal and physical cues.

By alexup24 | 13

#4253116 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:02

curiosity killed the cat, and the orgasm...

gamercanadian | 11

#4253409 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:42

That's kinda like her asking him; is it in yet, while they at it.

Guren | 0

#4253511 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 10:57

53 - What...? How do you even relate those.

Chad_the_Brony | 0

#4253665 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 12:24

Why don't you just trap his head with your hands or legs to keep his head there? Stops him from leaving and allows you to arrive.

spazz666 | 18

#4253779 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 13:24

73) Your last sentence made me smile because it's a bit more cleverly stated then most of the comments on this FML. (x

ladyLALAA | 28

#4253880 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 14:04

Well played 73, but just have to tell your I felt a bit threatened by your about me, and I'm Australian.. Ass!

By Swedude | 5

#4253121 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:03

Maybe tell him what he's doing wrong instead of writing about it on the internet?

simplynatalie | 6

#4253171 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:10

#3 if everyone did that there would be no reason for FML

yahoowizard | 16

#4253605 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 11:57

Could do both, and then everyone wins

reyndrop | 0

#4253759 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 13:15

Indeed..

mufc4everch | 2

#4254466 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 18:53

I love the pi pic.

noshatsherlockk | 15

#4256703 - Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:26

Better yet, just facebook him a link directly to the FML, because god forbid you'd have to communicate with him!

By alejandratx | 8

#4253125 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:03

O fail.

ladyLALAA | 28

#4253731 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 13:01

I really hate to say this, but I see what you did there 5. You so don't deserve the hymns down!

ladyLALAA | 28

#4253885 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 14:06

*thumbs

wtfohgodfml | 0

#4255940 - Wednesday 4 April 2012 1:20

You don't say?

By Yellow_Fish79 | 11

#4253126 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:03

Next time everytime he's about to come you should ask him if he wants to get married and have children.

BlvckScvle | 2

#4253200 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:15

That's just evil... but seems fair

sskarma23 | 9

#4253443 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 10:01

Most guys would just finish the job themselves.. You know we can get a little impatient

Guren | 0

#4275084 - Sunday 8 April 2012 10:30

Askin all them questions...

By OneLittleAdditio | 9

#4253131 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:03

he wants to make sure he's doing a good job. just tell him (when ur not doing it) that he's great but that he needs to stop asking questions because he's getting you there without the talking ;)