By limegreenpoopie - 06/09/2016 13:38 - United States - Valrico

Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
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You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

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Sounds like a very magical moment

You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

Tell him that next time he does that, you're going to make him pick a turd.

You try way to hard to be funny dude...it's time to stop.

He want to make shitting a magical experience.

The cards are obviously just a distraction ... the real trick was turning your poop lime green!

Bit of a crap hobby to pursue. I hate myself too dw

deuces wild? I'm sorry, that was awful... I'll let myself out

If only there was an ACEhole card!!!

You're trying a bit too hard there, buddy.

did he get your card right?