FML : Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card....

Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By limegreenpoopie / Tuesday 6 September 2016 13:38 / United States - Valrico

Intimacy

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By Tripartita | 44

#6694566 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:07

You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

By WCARlover | 34

#6694569 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:12

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

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By extrasnipes | 22

#6694565 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:02

Sounds like a very magical moment

By Tripartita | 44

#6694566 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:07

You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

By WCARlover | 34

#6694569 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:12

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6694571 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:16

Tell him that next time he does that, you're going to make him pick a turd.

almost_there44 | 26

#6694654 - Saturday 24 September 2016 5:46

Stop.

soulreaper12296 | 28

#6694787 - Saturday 24 September 2016 16:18

You try way to hard to be funny dude...it's time to stop.

By 9473820484 | 17

#6694572 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:18

He want to make shitting a magical experience.

By ragnarok1540 | 37

#6694573 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:30

The cards are obviously just a distraction ... the real trick was turning your poop lime green!

By claudiajean | 24

#6694574 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:34

Bit of a crap hobby to pursue.

I hate myself too dw

By creditless | 14

#6694577 - Saturday 24 September 2016 2:42

deuces wild? I'm sorry, that was awful... I'll let myself out

By wanted_2_want | 39

#6694582 - Saturday 24 September 2016 3:14

If only there was an ACEhole card!!!

thatweirdasian | 22

#6694649 - Saturday 24 September 2016 5:38

You're trying a bit too hard there, buddy.

By captain_hero89 | 21

#6694583 - Saturday 24 September 2016 3:16

did he get your card right?

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