Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
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Tripartita
| 44
You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…
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WCARlover
| 34
He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two
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extrasnipes
| 22
Sounds like a very magical moment
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Tripartita
| 44
You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…
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WCARlover
| 34
He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Tell him that next time he does that, you're going to make him pick a turd.
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almost_there44
| 26
Stop.
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soulreaper12296
| 28
You try way to hard to be funny dude...it's time to stop.
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9473820484
| 17
He want to make shitting a magical experience.
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ragnarok1540
| 38
The cards are obviously just a distraction ... the real trick was turning your poop lime green!
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claudiajean
| 24
Bit of a crap hobby to pursue.
I hate myself too dw
I hate myself too dw
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creditless
| 14
deuces wild? I'm sorry, that was awful... I'll let myself out
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wanted_2_want
| 40
If only there was an ACEhole card!!!
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thatweirdasian
| 22
You're trying a bit too hard there, buddy.
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captain_hero89
| 21
did he get your card right?