By limegreenpoopie - 06/09/2016 13:38 - United States - Valrico

Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
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Tripartita 44
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You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

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WCARlover 34
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He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

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extrasnipes 22
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Sounds like a very magical moment

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Tripartita 44
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You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

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WCARlover 34
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He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

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9473820484 17
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He want to make shitting a magical experience.

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ragnarok1540 39
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The cards are obviously just a distraction ... the real trick was turning your poop lime green!

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claudiajean 24
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Bit of a crap hobby to pursue. I hate myself too dw

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creditless 14
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deuces wild? I'm sorry, that was awful... I'll let myself out

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wanted_2_want 40
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If only there was an ACEhole card!!!

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thatweirdasian 22
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You're trying a bit too hard there, buddy.

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captain_hero89 22
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did he get your card right?

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worldclassrager 39
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What a joker....

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