FML : Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual 'type'. I explained that I usually go for insular asshole...

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual 'type'. I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said 'Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones.' FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By aphre / Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:35 / United Kingdom

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By wafflemonger | 0

#40667 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

Looks like he's your type after all.

By Bstaut | 8

#4448999 - Thursday 17 May 2012 23:54

Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?

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By wafflemonger | 0

#40667 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

Looks like he's your type after all.

lakergurl91 | 0

#327701 - Sunday 21 June 2009 22:44

#1 is right good luck finding your next boyfriend!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

alexk92 | 6

#4316218 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:50

^^ slightly pointless comment...

Bstaut | 8

#4448999 - Thursday 17 May 2012 23:54

Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?

BigRedDilDoTIME | 1

#5116894 - Monday 5 November 2012 8:41

#1 dont ask then

niamhyo | 13

#5962450 - Sunday 1 June 2014 17:06

#80 made me laugh so much

By TEAZO | 0

#40677 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:04

well you got what u wanted.
u had to bring it up. least now you know ur not pretty.

UnluckyChicka | 0

#1343616 - Friday 3 September 2010 12:44

yup ur rite Shadic person...

Anti_Sora | 27

#6479395 - Monday 7 December 2015 19:47

I lk smrter by ctng my wrds dwn by a tn. I am sorry for your eye cancer for reading that.

By Shadic | 0

#40679 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:04

#1 hit that right on the head. Haha.

By Silhouette_fml | 0

#40683 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:05

At least he's not shallow...

KingreX32 | 21

#5964567 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 0:17

thats a plus.......i guess. Lol probably could have said it better though.

kittykat1501 | 31

#6373837 - Friday 7 August 2015 7:29

He is shallow!

By proxay | 0

#40684 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:05

LOL #1 nailed it. So, how is this a FML again (since you got what you want)? :P

By 1D9a | 0

#40685 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:05

Haha. How ironic. =]

By redpowerlady | 0

#40708 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:12

And you promptly dumped him right?? How insensitive of him. I guess he is your type after all.

By InigoMontoya | 0

#40721 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:16

It was obviously a joke.

Grow thicker skin and a sense of humor.

By PJB4466 | 0

#40722 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:18

Agree with #8, he's just smart. You said you usually date assholes, so he acted like one for a second. :)

By interventions | 1

#40725 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:19

i think it was a joke too. a rather cruel one if that. because he has to be attracted to you to have been dating you for a year

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