FML : Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely...

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 April 2013 15:42 / United States

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By laurenlovesjb | 20

#5444478 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:48

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

By olpally | 32

#5444482 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:49

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

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By laurenlovesjb | 20

#5444478 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:48

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

Misswildsides | 22

#5444489 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:52

He will learn his lesson (hopefully) when he burns his hands badly.

HowAreYouToday | 34

#5444516 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:59

he just wanted to demonstrate his burning love.

gc327072 | 29

#5444528 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:04

More importantly, how are his hands still there if he's done that his entire life?!

lionheart822 | 13

#5444543 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:12

I'm more curious as to why the OP didn't try to stop him. If I saw someone doing that, I wouldn't just sit there and watch.

Kazenoe | 24

#5444567 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:28

31 - Based on the information available, I doubt he's been cooking his entire life...

amDes | 11

#5444595 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:43

obviously he doesn't cook often!

jerzjay | 17

#5444619 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:57

Hey, my number is 229-518-4432, hit me up when you get tired of that dumbass

frethelt | 3

#5444639 - Thursday 11 April 2013 20:15

you never know.. maybe he just didnt know you were saposed to use potholders.. everyone grows up differently... my wife gets mad at me for just grabing stuff out of the oven, but im just used to it.. not so much now... she kinda baned me from the kitchen...

Ameel_fml | 19

#5444641 - Thursday 11 April 2013 20:18

#44: But judging by his "I hate this part" comment, it seems he has done this more than once.

Though I'm surprised he would have made that mistake more than once to begin with. Even if he doesn't know oven-mitts exist, why didn't he think to use SOMETHING to shield his hands? o.O

UnluckyGenius | 21

#5444681 - Thursday 11 April 2013 20:50

Your hands eventually become immune to the heat!

evilplatypus | 36

#5444690 - Thursday 11 April 2013 20:57

33 - I can't speak for OP, but I know I'd be too dumbstruck to say/do anything.

onorexveritas | 23

#5444799 - Thursday 11 April 2013 22:17

25 - you're genius

MDTeddy | 13

#5445430 - Friday 12 April 2013 10:16

That isn't cooking dinner. I can make pasta. When I am hungry I cook and what I cook I usually don't share since I want to have leftovers unless I have a gf. I would share with her.

Ki11erC | 18

#5445456 - Friday 12 April 2013 11:06

Assuming pizza is just on shelf and not a baking tray its very simple to pull out without anything. Still doesn't make up for the implication of cooking dinner which one does assume is more than this.

byron17 | 26

#5445818 - Friday 12 April 2013 17:40

cool story bro

By euphoricness | 28

#5444479 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:48

Stupid, but brave!!

boofgall | 16

#5444522 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:01

I laughed pretty hard reading this. Not a lot of FMLs can do that!

Redoxx_fml | 22

#5444523 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:01

He's definitely a keeper

im_joking | 11

#5444562 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:23

He just wants to impress OP :)

sux4u121 | 10

#5444687 - Thursday 11 April 2013 20:55

Brave isn't the word I would use, perhaps foolish, or acompletefuckingdumbass would suffice.

9lashes | 15

#5444695 - Thursday 11 April 2013 21:02

-81 yea but you have to admit took some balls to do it too

sailorzoe | 14

#5444741 - Thursday 11 April 2013 21:32

Man stuff!! Yeah!

pinstriped31 | 7

#5445212 - Friday 12 April 2013 4:32

In any story you can put "stupid" in the place of brave, just hope for the best!

djxerxes9000 | 18

#5445532 - Friday 12 April 2013 12:44

It's not brave if there is no fear due to being a complete fucking megatard

countryrose92 | 23

#5445874 - Friday 12 April 2013 18:21

208, Oh you just made me lol with your word choice. Bravo.

zomgbies | 17

#5610195 - Friday 2 August 2013 22:03

Stupidity and "having the balls" to do something completely idiotic are one in the same.

By Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5444480 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:49

You mean you aren't suppose to pull out pizza that way? Damn, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

frethelt | 3

#5444635 - Thursday 11 April 2013 20:13

me to... lol.. my wife yells at me every time.. but id rather just grab it then try to find out were she put the pot holder...

Redglare | 8

#5444782 - Thursday 11 April 2013 22:00

The fact you seem serious worries me, 64.

nnnope | 26

#5444832 - Thursday 11 April 2013 22:32

64: you'd rather get second-degree burns than ask your wife a simple question...?

thatpeachyperson | 12

#5444838 - Thursday 11 April 2013 22:35

I would just like to take this opportunity to admire #127's ear.

poopsi | 19

#5444856 - Thursday 11 April 2013 23:02

That is indeed quite the fancy ear you've got there, 127..

Llamacod | 11

#5444912 - Friday 12 April 2013 0:09

Have you ever met 64's wife? I think if you did you would understand why he doesn't want to ask her.

wjh100 | 13

#5444941 - Friday 12 April 2013 0:53

I personally don't use oven mitts, but that's because it messes up the toppings. I use this wonderful thing called a spatula.

sniken | 14

#5444986 - Friday 12 April 2013 2:09

I'm doing it wrong too then! Just grab the crust and pull it out over on a plate! No screaming or burns involved though, just quicker and more convenient then mitts.

By olpally | 32

#5444482 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:49

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

TwiztedYuri | 9

#5444547 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:14

I hope she's not an animal cause I'm pretty sure no matter how stupid humans are they still reproduce unless they're a science experiment.

zero4life123 | 7

#5444569 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:30

Why hasn't natural selection kick in yet?

Madrias | 34

#5444593 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:43

@45: Warning labels. Only reason natural selection doesn't work.

amDes | 11

#5444600 - Thursday 11 April 2013 19:45

He hasn't stuck his head in the oven yet. In rime my friend. In time.

SaintT | 15

#5444696 - Thursday 11 April 2013 21:02

I gave you an upvote because it is clear what you meant and it made me chuckle. That being said, *time.

gc327072 | 29

#5444983 - Friday 12 April 2013 2:07

85, that's so obviously a typo that it just goes without saying.

MattRoseen | 12

#5445247 - Friday 12 April 2013 6:21

It's tried...still in the process.

VeganVampyre | 26

#5445658 - Friday 12 April 2013 14:49

Because we killed natural selection by idiot-proofing EVERYTHING :/

SneezyC | 15

#5446585 - Saturday 13 April 2013 5:12

Obviously not, have you read the FML.....

By Lothem | 4

#5444483 - Thursday 11 April 2013 18:50

If he goes through that to cook you dinner, who knows what else he would do for you? Sounds like a keeper.

ThatOneDrummer | 8

#5444817 - Thursday 11 April 2013 22:27

Because putting a frozen pizza in the oven is so hard?

smiliecat | 13

#5444847 - Thursday 11 April 2013 22:48

121- I think Lothem meant the part where OPs boyfriend took the pizza out barehanded, not putting it in.

Tigerblossom | 19

#5444850 - Thursday 11 April 2013 22:53

No. It's because he doesn't use oven mitts and still wants to make her food even though he knows it'll hurt. Sounds like a good guy. He's just not the smartest.