FML : Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We...

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Taraa3 - / Saturday 10 October 2009 10:19 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By insertfmlhere | 0

#613450 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:09

Maybe he'll come inside and wash your bed after you finish, except that could be a bad bed cleaner...

By misspeg | 0

#613490 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:32

hmm not really a fml. I think the window cleaner was actually being quite polite b4 it got any further!

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By insertfmlhere | 0

#613450 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:09

Maybe he'll come inside and wash your bed after you finish, except that could be a bad bed cleaner...

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1374631 - Thursday 9 September 2010 4:55

FAKE

zelhackin | 0

#2582729 - Sunday 29 May 2011 8:54

What an moron he had a free show and he ruined it

sneek_fml | 1

#2950193 - Friday 22 July 2011 10:18

how much u wana bet he had his pants down some people are like that

By possesed0ne | 0

#613457 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:16

first!

life_sucks_bad | 0

#613663 - Saturday 10 October 2009 18:56

fail

deference | 0

#641213 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 10:57

epic?

By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#613459 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:16

third. OP that sucks...you should preform in front of an audience?

By possesed0ne | 0

#613462 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:17

second too!!!

By Kingfmltrust | 0

#613476 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:23

wow

By possesed0ne | 0

#613481 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:25

in soviet Russia, window clean YOU!

kkns | 2

#2306535 - Thursday 7 April 2011 2:41

hahaha

By Basiil | 0

#613486 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:29

lol. he is obviously a person who did have sex before. oh wait ;x

By misspeg | 0

#613490 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:32

hmm not really a fml. I think the window cleaner was actually being quite polite b4 it got any further!

kukopia | 0

#619373 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:23

Agreed

By katrinaa_13 | 0

#613546 - Saturday 10 October 2009 17:09

ROFLL, ooh sucks to be you. (N)

By michaelcarell | 0

#613571 - Saturday 10 October 2009 17:40

Threesome!

sneek_fml | 1

#2950205 - Friday 22 July 2011 10:20

hell ya!!

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